Treading costs extra in DC, just ask Lindsey Graham's rent boys

AW Sylwester@aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 23h ago

For a good time call 1-800-LIL-MARC

Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · 23h ago

Secretary of State ISO Cubans looking for discreet relationship with CIA. If interested, please respond to this tweet.

tRumpectomy stat!

ACW1234@acw1234.bsky.social · 23h ago

I gotta drop the kids off at Lake tRump

Freethinkers United For Change@freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nov. 3rd we get to flush the bulk and again for the remainder in 2028.

@rfreewood.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'm convinced he just flips through a stack of Garbage Pail Kids cards for inspiration on some of these "nicknames" 🙄

"You're a very brave man to be so open about your pedo pride."

Mickey Kuhns@mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you don't leave out a beer and a little cash for the lost soul of spectre Patel on Halloween eve he will eat your cats and ghost dick your dog

Chris⚖️Justice@chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 2d ago

😱 🎃 Halloween Terror 🎃😱

Elon knows a Democrat run government will nationalize SpaceX, that's why he's trying to merge it with Tesla. Doesn't matter though, his pedo fascist ass will be quartered asunder and expedited to exile. #RICO #fELON #Hague

California Dreamin’… 😎@jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 3d ago

LOVE THIS…😎❤️✨

Trumpty Dumpty shit on the world Trumpty Dumpty's world unfurled All the king's cronies and all the king's men Couldn't put Trumpty world together again @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

Xela Hart@xelahart.bsky.social · 2d ago

@bagleycartoons.bsky.social

District of Cronyism

Stephen Moran.@moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 3d ago

Such a tough decision...whatever shall we do? 2026 BALLOT: ✅️ Progressive Rock Star ❎️ Wretched Pedophile

Dutchy Patrick@dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 3d ago

“Is there a Republican who can at least PRETEND to have a problem with people who fuck kids?”

We have nothing left to lose and everything to gain by electing progressive superstars who fight for the 90% every day!

Freethinkers United For Change@freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 5d ago

Recipe for Equality: Chop Two Billionaire heads Burn Four Oligarch Headquarters on high heat Sink Six Mega Yachts Mix and stir until all boats rise

Professor Darkness@professordarkness.bsky.social · 4d ago

Yeah man, looting is like, against the law and shit. It's a good thing the DOJ isn't alive to see this. They must be rolling in their graves. #GraveRolling

Pat Bagley@bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 4d ago

The looting is something awful

Lead Actor: Pedolf McShitstain Supporting Role: Snuffy Epstein Director: mASSad Nazis Producer: POOtin

Xela Hart@xelahart.bsky.social · 4d ago

No doubt. 😒

And now for something completely different. A fireside chat with Death Secretary RFK Jr. with some helpful hints on how to survive the dystopian apocalypse for all us 21st century peasants.

Fireside Chat w. Death Secretary RFK Jr.

YouTube video by Idiots Out Walking Around

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"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Rob Rogers@rob-rogers.bsky.social · 5d ago

Trump loves to compare himself to Jesus, even sharing an AI image of him healing the sick. The problem is, he's not the one on the cross. www.patreon.com/robrogers

"All the taxpayers float down here Billy"

🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada)@noofieninja.bsky.social · 5d ago

Get ready to red dawn this mess around.

Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D.@drharmony.net · 5d ago

with a nice Chianti and some fava beans 🍷 🫘

Katie@rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 6d ago

Americans are finally starting to vote for equality and peace over greed and violence. Unfortunately, it took things getting this bad for us to wake the fuck up and choose strong progressive agents of change instead of spineless moderate status quo uselessness.

ebisback.bsky.social@ebisback.bsky.social · 5d ago

Truth 🥺

Invasion of the Red Brain Snatchers Coming soon to a brain near you!

Hugh of Borg: Resistance Is Crushing Fascism.@hugh258.bsky.social · last wk.

OK: This is hilarious! www.youtube.com/shorts/5w2Zk...

Revolution...uh, uh finds a way

Like data center ash through the hourglass, so are the faketriots of our police state

AW Sylwester@aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 7d ago

He definitely went to Jared

Robert Fields@robertfields39.bsky.social · last wk.

* ! THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED ! * #DeathCultDoomsday

ebisback.bsky.social@ebisback.bsky.social · last wk.

Looking forward to it 💥

Tricky Dick's got nothing on Dastardly Donnie

AW Sylwester@aw-sylwester.bsky.social · last wk.

"Help! I've been crushed by my own super villain and I can't get up." Call 1-666-EAT-MAGA

ACW1234@acw1234.bsky.social · last wk.

🫤🥾 @loworderprimate.bsky.social @seniormcgeezer.bsky.social @jbminatra.bsky.social @lauramntsprg.bsky.social @waffa.bsky.social @liberteny.bsky.social @scootrbum.bsky.social @golfsobad.bsky.social @sxratch.bsky.social @occamsdagger.webprime.ca @pipafrausto.bsky.social @poptrash66.bsky.social

bye bye pootin bots and dark crypto, we hardly knew ye

D∀RK VADƎR@reservoir-god.bsky.social · last wk.

Formally introducing Mr. Scooberto Pissy Paws