Wow I didn’t know that you’re telling me now for the first time

404 Media@404media.co · 19h ago

News that the Pentagon would livestream the killer’s execution turned him into a celebrity in Islamist and extremist circles.

Of course he’s not muslim, if he was then he wouldn’t have sucked Larry Sinclair’s cocaine-covered dick in the back of a limousine. Duh.

Return of the Cmonstermacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21h ago

I’ve only had three people explain to me that Barack Obama is not Muslim and, bluesky, you’ve fallen off

I wrote in Kamala for all my races.

Democratic politicians, do you see now why those full-throated repudiation of gender-affirming healthcare seem sus as hell? Yeah, it makes you seem guilty of whatever they’re accusing you of. Dumbasses.

Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc)@purrtah.bsky.social · 2d ago

Uhh

Look, I’m going to be honest with you, the army isn’t sending this boot motherfucker to crack down on anything. He wants an energy drink and go back to his barracks room to jack off.

Brad Johnson@climatebrad.hillheat.com · 2d ago

Military patrolling the Columbia Heights ballot box at 6:44 pm "It's a public sidewalk" the lead soldier said when reminded of the law. Photo by self

Why is he dressed like the mayor from Jaws

Baltimore Banner@thebaltimorebanner.com · 2d ago

Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.

Absolutely sir

The future of the GOP is just mentally stunted adults who call you a “homo” for saying you don’t care if gays can adopt kids.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

JD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."

*whispers to self* Good job Katie, no one could tell you blasted a huge line right before going out there

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

OMG she is brutally bad at this

This is a political movement that is completely drowning and trying desperately to grasp for anything to save them. So, sure, Jon Gruden.

Ben Shapiro is well known for his contract writing ability. He wrote his own NDA after his interactions with Mr. Feeney.

Ant@agramuglia.bsky.social · 4d ago

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

“We’ll do xenophobic chauvinism, but woke.” Or… you could just focus on their apparent crimes and corruption.

I think we’ve evolved well beyond the need of “ain’t I a little stinker” genre of comedy.

Marlow Stern@marlownyc.bsky.social · 5d ago

Shane Gillis bombed his "SNL" monologue (again): variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Lol.

These anti-Trans Texas ads I’m being subjected to are making Democrats seem way cooler than they ever could be. “Talarico wants to jail parents who don’t support their Trans children” Sign me the fuck up

I’m gonna need to see the 5500 on SGT Chode there

DC Council@councilofdc.bsky.social · 7d ago

This is clearly not acceptable

Nothing in 30 Rock is better to me than Pete’s nihilistic nature.

Alan Siegel@alansiegella.bsky.social · last wk.

"The apotheosis of insanity.” For the 20th anniversary of 30 Rock, I went deep on my favorite thing about it: all the fake shows, movies, and songs. With help from Tina Fey. www.theringer.com/2026/10/08/t...

Hey now… let’s not jump to too many conclusions about people who like those things

Andre The Giant: Scared No

Alt: Andre The Giant: Scared No

static.klipy.com

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · last wk.

This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.

Ultimate group project minimum-participant member

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 7d ago

Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86

the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order

Damn, where was this Jon Ossoff when the vote for the Laken Riley Act came up

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

Ah, the logical conclusion of “death penalty as vengence”

The Associated Press@apnews.com · last wk.

BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan.

Mendoza line flirter, Matt Shaw, everyone!

Kate Burns@katerqburns.bsky.social · last wk.

The first drop of speakers for AM Fest 2026. Spencer Pratt lmao. Also note Gad Saad in case anyone was wondering if they are doubling down on their pro-Israel stance.

Just brain-dead politics. By doing this ad you show a sizable amount of your base that you’ll fold on anything. And your panicky tone just makes conservatives think you’re trying to cover up your past involvement in gender-affirming care.

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · last wk.

SC Dem Senate nominee Annie Andrews released an ad calling trans women "biological men." She embraces sports and surgery bans for youth. Her campaign even says she won't work to overturn the HRT/blocker trans youth ban. She once argued against capitulation. Subscribe to support our journalism.

God saw Kansas use the John Brown imagery and wants to help them against Utah

RedditCFB@redditcfb.com · last wk.

Post, wheel, rail. Really trying to flood the whole continent.

Stanley Kubrick if he got really into drinking gasoline

MB@sugarcubedog.bsky.social · last wk.

Michael Tracey showed up at an Ithaca Common Council meeting tonight and made a scene. From the Cornell Sun. Ithaca is the town Cornell is located in.

Socialism is whatever is making your uncle you don’t talk to anymore angry this week

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

Finally Treatlerism has its Triumph Of The Will