Michael Blackthorn

@thedeviantwitch.com

✨ Astro Witch. Tarot Dom. 🖤 Saturn's No-Gag-Reflex Prince with a Catastrophic tongue 💍 Married. Queer. Verse in the Sheets + Baneful in these Streets 🧹 I’m the Witch Your Favorite Witch is Talking Shit About.

September 30 is the deadline to book with me before my public books close. After that, no public Astro-Witch readings, Tarot, spellcrafting, etc. Private sessions will be roster-only, with 2 sessions required each year to remain on it. 🕯️ #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar thedeviantwitch.com/posts/last-c...

Last Call for Private Session Roster | Michael Blackthorn

A little reminder, because September is moving faster than a witch with somewhere scandalous to be: You have until September 30th to book a

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Hey everyone! Please take a moment to enjoy (and share if possible) this new video by Moon Books 🌙 📚 New Video 🔥🇻🇪 María Lionza, Queen of Spirits: An Introduction to Venezuelan Goddess of Nature. youtu.be/Gg2LjhpRNBY?... #goddesses #sorcery #witchsky #occultsky #booksky @moonbooksci.bsky.social

María Lionza, Queen of Spirits: An Introduction to Venezuelan Goddess of Nature

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I’m retiring from public readings. I still fucking love divination, but I’m pivoting toward teaching, writing, and the Almanac. A small private roster remains. Details: book by Sept. 30, 2026, then maintain a 6-month rhythm. thedeviantwitch.com DM to book by end of month. #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife

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I feel like I'm becoming a 'Karen' but like.. is it so wrong to expect people to do their jobs? Look I know you are probably not getting paid what you deserve but also if you treat everyone the way you treat me then.. I really don't think you deserve.. but still. Just have good customer service.

STILL at it. All these wpeople commenting not understanding saying it's just a word. Him italicizing 'saying' the word.. just like HOW stupid? I used to look up to him but now? No. AND To utilize the HANGED MAN as the card to explain his latest? WHAT THE FUCK. #WitchLife substack.com/@stevenforre...

THE MESS I AM IN

Back in high school, I read Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka’s tale of a salesman who wakes up one morning as a “monstrous vermin,” usually represented as a cockroach.

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