chris evans
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Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now?
The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse.
Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings.
Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?!
And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.
What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher? Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!
The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich.
chris evans@notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 2y agoWTF is going on?!
My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids? Me: Check your email Mom: why? Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬
Can’t even sit and do my skin care routine without her being all up in my grill
matched with a handsome emergency room doctor on Hinge and he immediately wanted to talk on the phone. bitch I'm an introvert who needs time to mentally prepare for social interactions. Hold on a minute
These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.