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Atty Epi

@attyepi.bsky.social

they/them Autistic/ADHD 99% of my posts will be my cats 😺😺😺 Everyone deserves food, housing, and healthcare ✅️ comment/respond 🚫 DM ... I will just ignore and/or block

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Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Her Excellency and The Minions: You Don't Own Me Love Myself Respect Run the World (Cats) I'm Every Cat Cats Just Wanna Have Food Hollaback Cat You Don't Own Me Rebel Cat Bad Reputation None of Your Business U.N.I.T.Y. Give Me Food #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Album

Faded and discolored album cover photo of Her Excellency and The Minions beside a sliding glass door. On the left near the bottom of our photo The Larger Minion sits upright with his chest towards our right. He is looking over his left shoulder away from us. In the top right of our photo The Smaller Minion lies on his side on a curved shelf atop a 4ft tall cat tree. He is looking up and to our right. Near the center and at the bottom of our photo we can see Her Excellency's face only as she glares at us from the other side of the cat tree

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Judgment Update #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Looking slightly up at a close up mostly front view of The Smaller Minion looking down in judgment. He looks disappointed to the point of disgust.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Zero appendages 😹 #KittyLoafMonday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Side view of The Smaller Minion sitting in loaf position in front of a sliding glass door.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Your Weekend Encouragement With Her Excellency #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #WEWHE

Close up front view of Her Excellency's face as she looks angrily at the camera

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Happy Caturday from Her Excellency and The Minions! #Caturday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Looking down at an angle at Her Excellency and The Minions in front of a sliding glass door. On our left and closest to us Her Excellency lies on her belly on top of a 4ft tall cat tree. Her body is angled towards our right. She is looking over her shoulder away from us and through the glass. To the right in our photo and closer to the glass The Minions sit upright side by side on top of a 15" tall cat cubby. The Larger Minion is on the left facing us with his chest. He is also looking over his shoulder to look to the left. The Smaller Minion is facing and looking away from us.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Checking the news this week like: #News #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Side view of The Larger Minion sitting in loaf position with his head to our right. He is looking slightly to our left with an angry expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Happy Cats Noir Friday! #CatsNoirFriday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Black and white photo of Her Excellency lying on her side on a small cat cubby beside a sliding glass door. Her head and one front paw hang out over the edge as she looksout through the glass.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Epi and Mischief, January 2019 #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #ThrowbackThursday #TBT

Looking down at two Norwegian Forest Cats. Epi, on the left, is mostly reddish orange with yellow eyes while his brother Mischief is mostly grey with blue green eyes. They are impatiently waiting for dinner at the kitchen counter. Epi is standing with his front paws against the cabinet door as he looks at what's happening up on the counter. Mischief is also standing but has 4 paws on the floor. He is looking up at us.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Cuteness Update #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cute

Looking up at Her Excellency peering over the edge of a curved shelf atop a cat tree. We only see her face as she looks behind us and to our left. She has wide eyes and an innocent expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

When your friend thinks they're a better singer than they are #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #TongueOutTuesday #TwoForTuesday

Her Excellency and The Larger Minion are above us at the top of a cat tree. On the right and slightly higher up The Larger Minion sits upright. His eyes are mostly shut, his mouth is wide open, and his tongue is curled like he is singing loudly. On the left on a shelf a few inches lower Hef Excellency lies on her belly with her head and one arm over the edge. She is looking down to our left with an exhausted and irritated expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Your Monday Morning Motivational Minion Moment #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #5M #MondayMotivation

Close up front view of The Larger Minion sitting upright and staring at the camera. His head is slightly tilted and turned and his eyes are partially squinted. He looks like he's about to begin an infomercial about being successful.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This sideways look with the raised paw felt appropriate for Mother's Day 😹 I should edit a dish rag or a wooden spoon into it, or a flip flop. Also, happy Mother's Day! #MothersDay #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Her Excellency is lying on her side on a windowsill scratching pad above us. Her head and one arm and shoulder are hanging over the edge. She is looking down at us with her other front paw raised as if ready to swat.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Your Weekend Encouragement With Her Excellency #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #WEWHE

Close up mostly front view of Her Excellency sitting in loaf position in a pile of crinkle packing paper. She is staring at the camera with squinted eyes and an almost angry expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Her Excellency and The Minions wish you all the happiest of Caturdays! #Caturday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

He's right behind me again, isn't he? #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Her Excellency is lying on her belly on top of a small cat cubby facing us. Her chin and one paw hang over the edge as she looks at the camera with a gentle expression. Behind her and to the right The Larger Minion sits upright and watches.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Checking the news this week like: #News #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Looking down at an angle at Her Excellency. She is sitting upright inside a cardboard box. We see her from a front angle with her chest aimed slightly to our left. She is looking slightly to our right with squinted eyes and an angry expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Good morning and happy Cats Noir Friday! #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #CatsNoirFriday

Black and white side view of The Larger Minion sitting upright in the classic Le Chat Noir pose on a railing. Behind him is the empty space of a stairwell. The effect is that his body has no shadow but his tail does create a shadow on the half wall below him. The effect is a confusing feeling because his body and head appear to be flat like a cardboard cut out but his tail looks real.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Welcome, and thank you for attending my PowerPoint presentation on why the window should always remain open #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Front view of Her Excellency sitting in loaf position on a windowsill scratching pad. Her head is slightly tilted and turned as she looks at the camera. She looks ready to lecture.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

When you're really bad at looking innocent #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Close up of Her Excellency and The Larger Minion. At the bottom of our photo we see Her Excellency sitting upright with her chest facing to our left. She is turning and lifting her head to look at The Larger Minion who is sitting just above her on top of a 4ft tall cat tree. His front paws are together and hanging over the edge. His head is partially lowered and turned while he looks at us with an extremely guilty appearing side eye. It looks like he just smacked her or was thinking of smacking her and is now poorly trying to act innocent.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It's not even 8 AM and she's already half in the bag #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Side view of Her Excellency climbing into a paper bag. We see one back laeg and her tail outside the bag in a standing position. She has lowered her head to get in the bag and has turned to look so that we really only see her eyes looking out at us.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Please follow instructions carefully when assembling your cat #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Front view of The Larger Minion sitting in a very awkward and confusing position. His paws are extended towards us but it is difficult to determine where his paws are coming from. He looks like the aftermath of a nightmare involving a game of twister. He is looking at us with a mildly irritated expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Your Monday Morning Motivational Minion Moment #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #5M #MondayMotivation

Close up of The Smaller Minion looking at the camera with inspiring confidence

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

What do you think she just told him? #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Close up of Her Excellency apparently whispering in The Larger Minion's ear. We see The side of her head and neck and she faces to our left. The Larger Minion is facing slightly to our right. He is lying on his belly on top of a small box with his front paws hanging over the edge. He looks intrigued.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Your Weekend Encouragement With Her Excellency #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #WEWHE

Close up front view of Her Excellency lying on her belly with her front paws extended. She is looking at the camera with her chin slightly lowered and her eyes squinted. She looks dangerous.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Judgment Update #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Up close front view of The Smaller Minion leaning over the edge of a curved shelf atop a 4ft tall cat tree. We see his face, chest, and front paws as he stares straight into the camera with squinted eyes and an annoyed expression.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It's Cats Noir Friday #CatsNoirFriday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats *photo from Jan 2025

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Checking the news this week like: #News #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Close up mostly side view of Her Excellency's face and front paw. She is looking to our left and slightly behind us. Her paw is under her chin with claws extended. Her eyes are squinted. She looks angry.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Good morning! We missed Whiskers Wednesday and it's raining today so here's a pic of The Smaller Minion from April 2025 showing off his whiskers and goatee in the sunlight. #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #TBT #ThrowbackThursday

Mostly front view of The Smaller Minion lying on his belly beside a sliding glass door. The glass (and sunlight) is on our left. His paws are angled to our right. He is looking slightly to our left. In the sunlight his whiskers appear iridescent and his goatee has a red glow.

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This is a test of the Emergency Pawcast System. This is only a test. #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #EmergencyPawcastSystem #EPSTest

Close up of The Smaller Minion's front paws as he lies on his side

Atty Epi @attyepi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A message from The Larger Minion: It's Tongue Out Tuesday. It's sunny, mid 60's, and dry with a gentle breeze. Animals and plants are celebrating spring and showing their colors. Beauty and joy are everywhere. We just need to look. #TongueOutTuesday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Side view of The Larger Minion sitting upright i front of a sliding glass door and a large jade plant. His chest is facing the glass to our left. His head is turned towards us. He is looking slightly above us and to our right. His mouth is open and his tongue is out to the side as he cleans his lips after eating.