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The Best of Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening@satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 2h ago

@willcady.bsky.social looks like someone who would lose it at a Jewel self checkout if he lost like a Famous Amos IO for maybe $30k earlier that day

Bread roll is redundant

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 5h ago

We're such a musical bunch. Rock in roll.

We didn’t start the fires new opening lyrics are “we livin in a simulation”

Will Cady and Fake News dated at DigiMarCon 2024 — Fan fiction. Then she went back to Ben Collins

@satiricalbeing.bsky.social CAH should put every idea pitched to them inside something called The Vault and whenever they make a big button with a big shining light appear they push it and a buffet appears. Then they go in the vault and make one awesome fan idea. Do it on Easter. Not random, chosen.

@cardsagainsthumanity.com does it?

The Best of Chelsea Onik & Regrand Opening@satiricalbeing.bsky.social · 13h ago

Does it? Does it really?

Or make a YouTube channel or whatever. You blew summer. Let us fix the rest of the seasons.

@cardsagainsthumanity.com will you tell Ben Hantoot that he used the Twilight font on his album

@chelsonik.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social so the infowars universe needs a DJ, a Chelsea, and a host of trans/non-binary comedy. And a head of social. Is there anything else? It seems like you could safely make this thing huge with the right people but you won’t hire them because they come

@chelsonik.bsky.social try not to look at that you might have a seizure — we’ll have a special area for you with seats

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · yesterday

INFOWARS: BEATS INTRANATIONAL REMIX MEGA! BOOM BOOM ZEEP BOOM BOOM ZEEP!

They want their job back.

Julia Asssponge@realrealinfowar.bsky.social · 3d ago

@timheidecker.bsky.social it’s not too late to stretch. Say what you’re doing now is “establishing parody” or “setting the ridiculousness” at which you operate (for when you need a “can’t be taken seriously” legal defense).

I’m talking about Leila here

sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder@chelseaonik.bsky.social · 3d ago

At least she probably WEARS a lot of reformation — that has to be a start

At least she probably WEARS a lot of reformation — that has to be a start

Ok stupid question -/ do you design mobile apps on your phone or on laptop/desktop?

@realrealinfowar.bsky.social wait. You know that thing you shared about WiFi being able to map your movements? Imagine how detailed Hue bulbs must be able to get - those things are practically cameras

@realrealinfowar.bsky.social these people weaponize creativity (negative) the way you weaponize creativity (positive)

@realrealinfowar.bsky.social let me break it down for you. Global Tetrahedron is an evil Chicago-firm who writes themselves as a fictional evil company to cover up what their evil firm wants to do

Yah, Edgewater comma Roger’s Park

Julia Asssponge@realrealinfowar.bsky.social · 6d ago

How blind are we to the dangers of tech fascists with the “nice guy in a Patagonia vest” look? We let one buy a candidate and let her run on an antibillionaire platform while he, a Silicon Valley tech and Energy billionaire, directly employed her partner as a CEO. None of you even batted an eye.

If they say they can eventually engineer a brain to identify itself as a high-level sociopath and a heart to behave how a computer wants — engineer the hearts of every sociopath to have a cardiovascular event resulting in death

Black women represent just 3% of tech workers at the time of publication archive.ph/CGLNz

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 6d ago

Does anyone know if Jeff lives in California Forever or has plans too? Bryce has some papers and brochures from him but didn’t follow up on it. californiaforever.com

We are in a Cold War with China, obviously. Just say it like that.

What if we stopped just before cognitive disfunction?

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 6d ago

What if we stop before the cognitive distinction?

I mean let me be clear, the jokes were Not good

sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder@chelseaonik.bsky.social · 6d ago

They’re just doing PatriotHole I’m sorry. I can’t say a good thing about that. If you’re going to rip off a publication that close to you, but them for $40 and make it Infowar’s PatriotHole since your legal team couldn’t secure the domain anyway.

People go in there if they want, there’s no meeting or anything mandatory in there

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 6d ago

I want a company to have an office with one BB room that’s live streamed 24/7

Pop Secret Double Cheddar: probably on the bottom shelf of where they keep the bagged popcorn (like smart pop). #ad

They’re just doing PatriotHole I’m sorry. I can’t say a good thing about that. If you’re going to rip off a publication that close to you, but them for $40 and make it Infowar’s PatriotHole since your legal team couldn’t secure the domain anyway.

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 6d ago

The fact that Ben Collins didn’t want to parody 'Randemonium' with his Jones character and other “professional wrestlers” is wild. Even if the jokes were good this format is so flat.

Bluesky more like Bluebribe

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 7d ago

This man makes total sense. Maybe a cool one before he convinced himself he was somebody and held onto it with dear life.

@realrealinfowar.bsky.social also every line of merch is so tone deaf to actual mental health. It says so much.

The Onion Collab

kennethcole.com

Making a line of mental health merch while cyberbullying an ex-employee who is a suicide survivor is unreal

Julia Asssponge@realrealinfowar.bsky.social · 7d ago

I forgot. Then they made tote bags and tee shirts donating to mental health to cover everything up