I would like random TVs in the airport to show where someone is coming from, where they’re going, and the X-ray of their bag.
Noah Collins
@tazhii.bsky.social
PhD Candidate at Princeton University | Population geneticist and Indigenous Anthropologist | Full-time peripatetic
“Hey what tribe are you?” “Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”
Start screenshotting your friends posts and texts in case they decide to eventually run for office
My new “in this essay I will” is “in this experiment I have”
Seeing which meme someone liked on Instagram reels is like finding out where one of your friends lives because you saw them walking into their house as you drove by
I am so wealthy, in fact, that I can consume a box of blueberries in one sitting and I only think about it for maybe 1-2 hours