devontothefourth.bsky.social

@devontothefourth.bsky.social

27 | any pronouns | furry | u.s. east coast resident

People need to stop making clever frog sonas. Frogs are the dumbest creatures this planet has to offer. I need one who calls WiFi “WiFive”, needs to stare at their reflection for 10 seconds before realizing who that is, swears the tooth fairy is real, and couldn’t multiply 12 by 4 to save their life

Help me add to my list of song that explain their metaphors in their lyrics. So far I have: The Word Girl-Scritti Politti “The girl was never real. She stands for your abuse” Disco Inferno-The Trammps “I wanted you to understand what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about burning down a building”