Lazarus Oathbearer
@wastedcrusade.bsky.social
Days seem sometimes as if they'll never end Sun digs its heels to taunt you He/Him | #DNDRP | written by bardlockcafe | 3.5 ruleset
Breathe in. Breathe out. Shield up. Eyes sharp. Feels... familiar.
Morsels of life once more attempt to silence me. Tell me why I should not purge them from this world? A sweeping nightmare of fire and ash should deal with them nicely.
a real man ought to be a little stupid.
||saint simeon proving their name by evening my dang pinned 🙏
Oh, is that all? Phew. [He judges the amount better by feel than he would by counting. Another uncomfortable bit of muscle memory he doesn't remember building.]
Legendary Rider@loloskanrider.bsky.social · 4mo agoI'll take a hundred gold now, thanks.
You seem like you know what you're talking about!
Legendary Rider@loloskanrider.bsky.social · 4mo agoIt's me.
Barkeep, a tiefling said she wants to get me pregnant, what does she mean?
Cannot believe i offer to make people stray pregnant I and i get ”im busy” NO ONE IS BUSY FOR THAT.
He was left all alone with but words of the wise; And so on the day when our passage entwined; Now long in the tooth at the end of his line; He said "friend, go yonder, but bear this in mind, in this world, know one truth: you can't run from time."
"Found it." Flat in the dirt. "Twas tied to the other."
Lazarus Oathbearer@wastedcrusade.bsky.social · 9mo ago"I think I lost a bootlace? While cooking dinner?"
"I think I lost a bootlace? While cooking dinner?"
||I don't know why I never added a description of hellbred to his pinned before
I'm starting to think it isn't supposed to be.
𝘏𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘯𝘰-𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦@insectglaives.bsky.social · 11mo agoThat is a very normal experience
"This seems pretty effective so far, actually. I think I'll stick with what I know."
SUNDRINKER@sundrinker.sunder.my · 11mo ago"I know it isn't difficult for you to play stupid, as it is so close to your everyday existence, but you could pretend to keep up every once in a while."
He steels himself with a deep breath, turning off the part of his brain that dealt in uncertainty and fear, and settles back into the mind of a monster hunter. His entrance back into the bar was reserved and far from flashy, but a brief look at the man would show the change in his demeanor.