Taskmaster time!

"I never broke a bone" Docs after scans -At least 2 broken vertebrae -Broke a hip -That knee is broken -Ankle also broken -Several toes don't have bones now -Fractured skull -Chunk of rib just missing -Dislocation damage to the shoulder -have cracked my collarbone "Is that bad? "WHY ARE YOU ALIVE?"

Someone hire Pedro Pescal to remake Smokey and the Bandit

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My last meal is going to be: Wendy's double flamethrower burger A&W onion rings Strawberry milkshake A classic Manhattan for dessert

How do they fit this man into the space suit?

🇨🇦NovaScotiaLive🇨🇦@novascotialive.bsky.social · 6mo ago

50 year old #JeremyHansen is the first Canadian to travel around the moon on a mission that hasn’t happened in more than 50 years. He was born for this mission & we Canadians are very proud of him! 🇨🇦🌖🇨🇦

I'm so sick of people treating me like I'm dead already, like I don't have at least 3 more rounds in the tank. It just takes a little bit longer to get back up. Even the invincible get old.

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Start of last week, I was forcing myself to eat half a bag of popcorn. I had over 2,000 calories today. Fuck cancer. Everyone thinks it's bravado when I say I refuse to die. But eat shit. The goon is back, baby. I can fix anything

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"I have the worst hiccups" "Yeah, it's the cancer" "CANCER GIVES YOU HICCUPS?!"

I dunno why people think I'm a furry. But I will be attending Fur-Eh this year. It'll be my first convention but y'all are marvellous! My hotel room just got upgraded to a premium suite!

Taco Bell is trans. Look, I don't know why, but Taco Bell is trans

This time feels different. I refuse to die this way though. I will find the punchline. The odds aren't great, but if it does happen, I'll be damned if I'm not going out with a joke

They literally lost my biopsy. Like, it's in a FedEx truck or something somewhere. Fuck this world, fuck my body, fuck my broken fucking mind. None of you have managed to take out The Cyndeer yet. This ain't my first rodeo. I am eternal because some flames don't burn out

Dark like the night sky, yet bright like the moon. Have a lovely week and don't forget its #GasmaskMonday Gas mask insert design by @jan-asleep.com #Drone #Latex

Maybe it'll work today?

CYNDEER:: J453 🏳️‍⚧️@cyndeer-j453.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Thanks to @walker-paid99.bsky.social for my current profile pic. I really appreciate that she looked at reference art, and offered a work in progress! #Furry #NotAFurry

I will be at Fur-Eh in July, it will be my first furry convention. I am learning so much about this community that gave me a fursona and keeps showing up. I checked and it's a-okay to not have a fursuit! But I will have some stickers for my badge. If you are going, The Cyndeer will be there!

Thanks to @walker-paid99.bsky.social for my current profile pic. I really appreciate that she looked at reference art, and offered a work in progress! #Furry #NotAFurry

None of my friends will let me park a motorcycle at their house because it means I'd buy a motorcycle

I just want a large person to carry around me in a backpack

I refuse to die. I know there's *something* after, but I'm not going to go because I have a thousand stories to write so years later someone will say "Fuck, that was rad". There is a beauty in memory. We don't see the colours in the moment, but we all can look back and see the painting behind us 😎

I just want to say thank you to the furry community. I didn't know a lot about you other than that people were pickin' on y'all and I stand up for that. And now I have a 'fursona' (hope I use that right) and you are just so special

I just want to say thank you to the furry community. I didn't know a lot about you other than that people were pickin' on y'all and I stand up for that. And now I have a 'fursona' (hope I use that right) and you are just so special

Why does everyone think I'm a furry?! Just because that's the community that stepped up to help and I really like deer and blue and motorsport and... okay I hear it now

You know Cereal Killer is out there living her best life now

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Chris Beckett@cmbeckett1972.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Reply with a gif of a powerful woman.

Turns out I'm not the only furry who likes old Fords (Not that I'm a furry. I've never even bing'd the word)

Vincent🇬🇧🇵🇱🦌@vincehooves.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Where we're going... We don't need pace notes 💪🏻 Motorsport comm for Autumn and Rhyjin Scenes like this start at £150! #furryart #commissionsopen

I'm not a Mercedes fan, but holy hell did Russell put down a lap #f1

You know, last time I hid it because I didn't want people to worry. It looks like the cancer is back, 2 new lumps. Jokes on you, you dumb fucking nodes. I can do this shit day after day, night after night, season after season.

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Amazing piece of art from @artspaper.bsky.social from her raffle. There's another version I'll post later, but I love this one as a "Oh hey there, I'm just working on my car at dusk" sultry look. #Furry #CarFur

Amazing drawing from @artspaper.bsky.social. She does NSFW stuff, but if you're looking for just cool custom art she absolutely NAILS that too

Someone needs to explain history to some certain government officials. We have been working very hard to deal with our anger issues