Joe Kaye
@joekaye.bsky.social
Dairy Legend/Phlegm Fatale. Queer comedy person based in Los Angeles. Horror lover and theme park enthusiast. So anyway I says to Mabel I says…
Edible hit so hard I called the stars of Toy Story “Buddy and Wooz”
Museums should be open until 10 pm. I want to go to dinner/drinks then go look at big crystals and dinosaur bones. Tired of the museum privilege these day time losers get!
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
Just took so many allergy meds and said out loud “tis the sneezon!”
Let me counterstrike against ICE with the most foul gas on earth, my medicine farts.
Very happy for Mikey Madison and Anora in general but her winning best actress is actually the most The Substance narrative that could have possibly happened.
In honor of the film, ABC is airing a 15 minute intermission in the middle of Adrien Brody’a speech.
High as fuck wearing a houndstooth coat at the Staten Island Dave and Busters. Everyone can tell. Couldn’t care less.
You know a man is hot if he still looks so wearing a big stupid New Years hat.
Back to the Future the musical is so immersive! A man outside the theater just tried to sell me coke. Authenticity matters!
ACAB includes me when I try to police myself from getting a little treat
It’s once again time for my favorite reality tv game “Which Of These Bake-Off Contestants Voted For Brexit?”
Hey BlueSky! Get ready for all a greatest hits of all my best bangers (tweets that had more than 10 likes)