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DarkKryo

@darkkryo.shy.cat

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bulbageddon (🎂 10/12)@bulbert.bsky.social · 2y ago

*grows, flaunts my ass, shrinks, then plummets into the abyss tbh*

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 4d ago

I'm not a girl, I'm not a guy, I'm not nonbinary, get that in your fucking head already, I'm so tired of being gendered

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 5d ago

Buddy if I was listening to my body, I'd go to McDonald's and eat 6 McChickens, that's terrible advice for making me feel better

Android notification from the Google Health app, titled "A poor night's sleep"

The text reads "It looks like you had a challenging night of sleep. Focus on listening to your body to feel your best today."

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 5d ago

The Blender version of that would be "You make NSFW comms, that means you see other people's OC NAKED?" "Yeah" "Whoa... Lucky you ;)" ... Buddy. I've been staring at their ass for the last hour, trying to make the pose look somewhat natural. I'm slamming my head against my desk.

tumblr post from user professorpineapple which reads

"you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED?"

"yeah"is

"whoa....those lucky artists ;)"

...buddy.

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying.

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 6d ago

FuckKryo THANKS... I GUESS?????

Robin ⏱️🔞@robinhypnotized.bsky.social · 6d ago

FucknHypnotized This is an accurate description

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 6d ago

Man Mayus are so cool I wish cats were real

DarkKryo@darkkryo.shy.cat · last mo.

Man Nanamis are so cool I wish sharks were real

Bring Me the Horizon Lyrics Bot @bmthlyricsbot.bsky.social · 7d ago

I read a fun fact about the brain and how it starts to deteriorate when we get to twenty-seven or thereabouts (yeah)

Pank 🦑@littlepinksquid.gay · 2y ago

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DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · last wk.

Is aniimo good like is it worth getting into

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · last wk.

>Hops on OW >5 matches back to back playing nothing but support >12k healing every time, using my abilities well, protecting teammates from certain death >get the occasional kill every now and then >Loses all 5 matches, some very close, some not close at all What causes this?

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · last wk.

Gonna need to recreate this w/ my Avali

Tikaka@tikaka.art · 2y ago

Yes those dangerous, dangerous evil cults, you should stay away from them. #oc:Ozo #kobold

two panel comic of my blue kobold cleric Ozo.
1st panel, Ozo is looking very concerned at someone off-frame "Can't you see? Those EVIL CULTS are trying to take advantage of you?"
2nd panel, Ozo is motioning at herself with a smile "So you should join MY CULT instead!"

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · last wk.

I need "freshly mowed lawn" as a room scent

🩸✨Lord Lucian✨🩸@vampbirb.bsky.social · last wk.

HOPE!!! JOY!!! WONDERMENT!!! GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE!!!!! 🥹

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 2w ago

Crashing into trees and catching bullets to the head. Playing some Wardogs with frens! www.twitch.tv/darkkryowo

DarkKryowo - Live on Twitch

Crashing into trees and catching bullets in the head. Playing Wardogs with @KreldinStarfeather and @noravoilyn | Streaming wardogs.

twitch.tv

I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 2w ago

Meow

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 2w ago

I am the opposite of Chatgpt, it just took me an hour to write an email and I didn't have any water today

Polaris, Oneironaut @oneiralchroma.bsky.social · 2w ago

Deluge By @kestrelcorvus.bsky.social , an absolutely stunning piece. Thank you so much for taking the time to work on this!

Polaris the avali, standing in a downpour of rain. He’s standing still, allowing himself to become drenched in the storm, displaying a sense of serenity. As the rain falls, the droplets turn to chromatic wherever they touch his body, revealing the color within them. They run heaviest down his face and cheeks.

DarkKryo @darkkryo.shy.cat · 2w ago

My body is a machine that turns depression into unfinished unity projects

Astral @silvally.gay · 2w ago

Gym Leader me Mutagen and DNA researcher that got infected by the very mutagen he looks into. Consequence: It gave him an additional type. He is now Ice/Ghost, a Froslad, if you will. No, he's not dead By @lyutsirov.bsky.social Thanks for bringing him to life! Now to figure out a name...