it's my birthday today. that means that whatever gross, awful things you're planning to do to me must involve the number 27 to celebrate the occasion. 27 farts to the snout? 27 days inside your smelly ass? I'll let you decide how best to apply that to your chosen zangoose fate. go wild 🎂🎉

alright jagex I think I've killed the spider enough you can give me the pet now pretty please 🥺 (it is a 1/1500 and I've been doing this for like 2 and a half weeks now. I'm rank 321 on the hiscores for ironmen at this thing.)

yeah, I think it'd be pretty hot to get tf'd into a diaper

Hope Apollo likes the taste of gross cat asshole... it's already spreading like a dense fog in the steamy sauna air~

cw fart + somnophilia 💨💤 ooh Percy gets excited whenever Nicky’s gas tank starts making funny noises - - - hours later and Nicky is still fumigating their hideout Percy doesn’t mind tho he’s having a blast haha

#vore #disposal in a bit of a rare(ish) mood for anal vore right now. meeting an undignified and downright embarrassing end deep inside some 'mon's gross, sweaty butt. presumed missing after my scarf is found discarded and covered in grime, but everyone knows my true fate 💨☠️ what a way to go...

farting_in_mouth

sorry guys deadlock rat king already chose me as his permanent fart throne :/ I know we're all clamoring to huff his gross pizza gas and lick his greasy ass but we can't all be winners. better luck on the next hero release...

zang reaches out again, this time with better results

CW: Gas / Fart Should have given me your lunch mwehehehe >:3c #fatfur

Hydrei sitting his fat sweaty ass on my face... teasing me about how good of a gaming chair i am... he's eating so much junk food while gaming, i can barely hear anything but his gut churning all of that food away... a gurgling mess... letting me know exactly what kind of torture im in for...

anyways I think it's been long enough since I last pathetically begged for anyone local to the sf bay area to fart on me, so y'know... if you're close, fat, and gassy then please feel free to reach out. I've got a comfy snout! I'll feed you, too!

Gewähren@gewahren.bsky.social · 4w ago

really want to eat some sweaty, smelly ass right now... peeling some cheeks apart just to get my face steamed with fartstink, huffing and licking and sniffing with my snout just completely buried in there. opening my mouth just to get my tongue fucking blasted... it smells (and tastes) so bad 💨😵‍💫

Whooops, well… he was warned 😇😇 cw: #gas, #micro, #musk, #unwilling

thinking about getting farted on so frequently that the stink is engraved to your skin and now that’s just your scent for the rest of your life

really want to eat some sweaty, smelly ass right now... peeling some cheeks apart just to get my face steamed with fartstink, huffing and licking and sniffing with my snout just completely buried in there. opening my mouth just to get my tongue fucking blasted... it smells (and tastes) so bad 💨😵‍💫

Probably best you dont get too attached to your sense of smell lil guy 😈😇💕 cw: #musk, #noncon, #micro

I wish I was into being a fart dom because like, I'm *literally* a fat sweaty nerd. I cum in my underwear like 3 times a day. my ass smells so bad (good) and I fart all the time. I feel like I could totally pull off the 'sitting my gross butt on your face while talking about my hyperfixation' thing.

scientists recently discovered that zangoose snouts are the exact perfect shape and softness to muffle AT LEAST 65% of the sound from your farts. and that number has the potential to scale up as high as 85% if you make him open his mouth first. a zangoose muffler might be the right choice for you.

CW: #fart A flat-colored commission for @blade445.bsky.social of their not-so-flat Sceptile subjecting his partner to–ooooooh a coin!!!

CW: #fart Ah, there it is.

CW: big Ninetales hole Happy #NinetalesDay #キュウコンの日, don't forget to come up for air responsibly.

cw: gas

CW: #fart I forgot what else he was gonna say.

i dont think ill ever get tired of drawing this kobold's misery at the hands of minty :3c another quick comm for @pastashasta.bsky.social

Powerstripe says "Brappy Skunktember" Suck it down @moofusbird.bsky.social Art by the Kind of a big seal ;)

PSA: During skunktember, skunks have a moral imperative to sit on my face and blast greasy farts all over it. PLEASE make sure every skunk you know is doing their part. It is of the utmost importance that they rip ass down a zangoose's throat. Specifically mine 💨 Thank you for your cooperation.

Hopefully Azure doesn't pass out before he's done cleaning~

enjoying the fine spice of swamp life? comm for ANONYMOUS!