Call me Boromir the way I have been personally victimized by Orcish Bowmasters
i love when planes taxi forever once they land, imagine if your uber driver took you to your destination and then did donuts in the parking lot for 30 min before he let you out
Girlfriend annoyed because i keep watching MMA clips and asking “can we practice this?” Apparently I’m “not a Tekken character” and “don’t need to master the Electric Wind God Fist” >:(
Yes. Don't invest in the people invested in you never being enough.
G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · last mo.There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
Journaling has been a productive activity and helped me meaningfully work on my anxiety
Still can’t explode people with my mind. Been checking about every 45 seconds.
I’m explaining to my girlfriend that we have the wrong kind of bread to make grilled cheese and her response is “Well, aren’t you like, a genius?”
“ hey i saw you competing yesterday” I’m sure you did buddy
Saw a clip from a slap boxing match where the guy got hit so hard you can tell he solves captchas slower now. Head bounced off the floor like a rubber ball and they had to catch his soul with a butterfly net to put it back in him. Immaculate stuff
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