OG babyfurs getting AR’d by having their photos placed inside of those "3D" ceramic nursery frames with little animals and blocks, etc. Newgen babyfurs getting AR’d by just slapping baby filters on them with your phone’s camera
Buddy Colic • Neurotic Newborn
@veryyouthfool.bsky.social
A burnt-out, spoiled, whimsical, babbling brat 🚼 Art Tags: #littlefur #babyfur Babyfur & Agere ahead (very experimental/inconsistent) SFW-ish but prefer +18 audience I don’t do commissions or telegram.
Is there a cub scouts badge for "pestering mama while she’s on the toilet" If so, I think I deserve it
The way how some high schoolers just LOOK like they should be out of school because they look older than their age But we apply that mindset when I’m reborn as 4 days old and I can be easily convinced that being 2 or 3 years old means that you’re a high schooler
Why does mommy and daddy kiss my belly after every mealtime? 🍼 Their kisses are trying to steal the milk from belly, aren’t they???? 😠😤
I dreamt I was taking some sort of quiz on a television screen or whatever and I started to gradually forget the answers and become whiny and fussy and smaller What dat mean
You regress at the play palace at a McDonald’s because the colourful interiors is amazingly stimulating I regress at the Red Rose Taverne in Disneyland because I like the storybook paintings on the wall and interior is just weirdly alluring to me I fear we are not the same
Me licking my own little pubby fat pink snout as I compile my wishlist of dream valve weapons Then there’s also me apprehensively knowing I could easily afford them if I was to consider a certain type of artsy business outside my main acc
Baby completed minor inconvenient task leading to sore burning hands and now baby wants kisses on his pink aching digits
Having seen some distasteful chat logs pop up today makes me reflect on just how TOO EASY it is to pose as someone who’s below 500 followers AND ESPECIALLY if it’s someone in the babyfur or diaperfur community (in which these two already have to struggle through bad rep. Every. Single. Day.)
I’m gonna ask very unicely that one of you return my bratty personality and rambunctious impulses. I no longer want to be a docile newborn that can’t understand a word, object or thing. I can’t even keep my eyes open or keep my head up for long! Let me peak my toddlerhood!
Another secret commission that’s yet to be revealed—that I recieved a long while back—to cover as my TBT later on and for reaching a certain follower amount (excluding about 100+ people I’ve blocked) Alternatively, "Yay more baby photos of me soon" 🐕
Maybe I should I have made this post on here or my other nsfw account instead of on main where’s it a bit quieter. Especially knowing there some music-makers here But nonethless, how does one detect AI-generated music? 🥲 As in the same way I’m able to sometimes discern when AI is used in art [1/?]
Me looking for an excuse to show my species (and to conveniently clear any confusions) because of that "Post your oc and species" post 🐶 But I’m a mutt/fox mix! (leucestic fox if we wanna be fancy)
Can a 6 year old yote truly reason with a 4 year old fennec
Can I be your plus one to yoga this week Myb, I meant can I be your plus half (or plus quarter)
Idk I think that babyfurs who dabble in art often should already come with the game mechanic ability where if they suck their fingers it will instantaneously make the aches and cramps go away
Little me A: Today I will resolve my Little Sibling That is Bad at Games syndrome by hopping onto an FPS game and inevitably play on tilt as always Little me B: But what if, I still want my face smooched and smushed
Anyways, it’s time for the first time in forever to show a very rare commission I got forever long some time ago as today’s tbt
Is it too much to ask for someone to hold me up and smush my face against their lips and smother me with kisses