I think if you hit the roof with a fly ball you should earn $500
Suss-- 🥌
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They keep talking about how Ty France fell back in love with the game this year then he lost a career-defining home run because it was hit too hard
Brewers-Padres series has the most juice, even more than the one in a ballpark named after juice
Wendy’s *really* treading water by asking “how is your hamburger made” in their own commercial
Brewers gift stop still with plenty of “It’s Antonio Senzatober” t-shirts and hoodies in all sizes
The Padres' no. 2 hitter was released in August by the Padres
Jon Favreau playing Scott Spiezio in the 13-episode limited series “The Rally Monkey Murders” on Hulu
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d agoMy man looks like Poochie the Rockin' Tech Support
going to see a nathan fielder movie at the theaters probably feels like watching a porno in a public theater
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com looking forward to hearing how the phanatic died
Adding 75 Fatigue Points to your aging ace in the postseason just to strike out Bryce Harper in a four-run game. Honestly, respect
That moment when you finally get why the Braves organist is playing “Don’t Speak” when JT Realmuto bats
to all the fans of teams who lost their wild card series in two games, remember that the human heart is capable of holding over 6,000 small samples at once
The pope’s team advancing out of the wild card series while the Franciscans are taking care of the crosstown team … this is true coalition building