from what i’ve seen (leaked videos) i’m sorry but witchbrook is going to be game of the year. game of the century! it is going to take over my life!!!
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not this repost of my reply to dayshader talking about legrand wolf….
hey everyone. if you’re reading this, take a deep breath in, let it out slowly. drop your shoulders, unclench your jaw, drink some water, send me a link to your favorite gay porn. drink some more water, give a good stretch to the left for your neck, and now to the right, another deep breath in.
been baking today😁 wholesome content today only! i made a blueberry and lemon loaf! it smells so good in my house!
treated myself to a single scoop of vegan raspberry sorbet from the cute guy in the ice cream shop😊
would it be okay to fantasize about the cute guy who works at the ice cream shop down the street from the book shop?
i know you’ve all been waiting. and all i’ll say is yes. everything i ordered from aliexpress was legitimate. literally not one thing was a scam and i am so happy i took the chance. i’ll be posting photos of my items later.
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and now, i am hosting a local author. is he hot? yes. is my cock ring still on? also yes. the question we are all wondering: will he use my hole since his wife is a no longer interested in his hot, thick, turgid cock? the world may never know... tune in next time for Woody's finest hour!
walking into my breakfast date “he doesn’t know i have a cock ring on” what’s one of the first things i tell him? that’s right, that i have almost a complete set of the hamham figurines. is that what you were expecting? raise your expectations of the multitudes i contain. live, laugh, love.
finished my third report!!!! let the weekend begin!!!!
added some whimsy to the bookstore windows!! hey siri, play Amas Veritas by Alan Silvestri from the major motion picture Practical Magic
i’m really tired of not having copious amounts of money.
“bussy blasting all aboard the fuck train divas to the front!! lady gaga sends love from the future justin oh shit well justicep anovwba”
what about us? what about everything we’ve been through? BUT WHAT ABOUT TRUST?!?!
how do i tell my boss respectfully not to use my face in ai slop? serious answers only
do you think he misses my ass? my tight little body? my humor and my obsessive compulsive disorder?
am i allowed to ask why there isn’t a VOD to watch from today? or should i accept and delete this post?
$50 for a jigglypuff plush with a bow?!?!?!? *add to cart* RIDICULOUS!!! *confirm payment*
