Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Writer, Field Maneuvers boss, PT, comedy, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer I was the Secret Tory Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course… ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
thenewworld.co.uk
In his latest @thenerve.news piece, Stewart Lee takes us on a breathless sprint through the week's far-right news, including the blackshort Christian Nationalists: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail, if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...?
Stewart Lee: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail – if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first
When the rightwing pro-Christian protesters are standing outside the rightwing pro-Christian newspaper demanding to be bought a house, you hardly need a satirist to intervene
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The first and ONLY rule is: DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY AT ALL!
Henry Morris@mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 3d agoI just can't stop getting these exclusives! "The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Marvellous Henry! "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and shits like a duck, it’s Jonathan Gullis" wins the internet today.
I just can't stop getting these exclusives! "The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
thenewworld.co.uk
Straight out of Caesar - It was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown neither; ’twas one of these coronets), and, as I told you, he put it by once; but for all that, to my thinking, he would fain have had it 1/3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_U...
Trump has Republican convention crowd pledge to vote in midterms or 'go to hell'
YouTube video by USA TODAY
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I just can't stop getting these exclusives! "The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
thenewworld.co.uk
I got hold of Reform's six step guide on how to donate to Reform without actually donating to Reform. It's surprisngly simple!
The New World@thenewworldmag.bsky.social · 4d agoJust follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course… ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course… ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
thenewworld.co.uk
A Reform councillor is appearing in a comedy show funded by Nigel Farage. Top investigative reporting by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com For more details on this shocking show : rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
Did you know that 50m battery-reared pheasants - double the biomass of all our native birds put together - are released here EVERY YEAR?! Clearly a subject ripe for comedy... which is why @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and I did a show about it for @wildjustice.bsky.social at #wildsummit26 yesterday.
Had a great time today at #WildSummit: spoke on the main stage about how our National Parks are failing nature, was pursued by a giant pheasant with @lucylapwing.bsky.social, and got to meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social - great to hear him speak about climate impacts, grouse moors, & access to nature
SPOTTED: one giant Pheasant at the Wild Justice stand at this year’s Wild Summit in Bristol, here to help spread the word about EndGame. To learn more about it, follow the LINK below ↓ www.endgamecampaign.co.uk #PRex
This is written like it’s a comical seaside farce rather than about the actions of a racist mob www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politic...
Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants after gathering at hotel
Misinformation caused groups of people to gather at The Marriott Hotel
portsmouth.co.uk
Happy #StandingStoneSunday to those who celebrate 🥳 First visit last week to the gnarled Carreg Waun Llech standing stone on moorland south of Crickhowell - in the company of Bannau Brycheiniog Archaeologist Alice Thorne Many offerings left in the nooks & holes.. 📷 My own
I've been away organising my music festival. And now I'm back, sharing things like this nice write up of it: crackmagazine.net/article/long...
“The happiest place on earth”: Inside Field Maneuvers 2026
The cult-favourite festival returned for its 13th year this August, with standout performances from I. JORDAN, mi-el and many more.
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Lee Anderson to defect to Binface's party by August.
Prospect’s satirist Henry Morris reports from a Cobra meeting during the sixth heatwave of the year www.prospectmagazine......
Embedded with Burnham: As Britain burns...
Common sense correspondent Henry Morris reports from a Cobra meeting during the sixth heatwave of the year
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Capped fares for donkey rides, yachting with oligarchs and Lib Den log flumes: How Britain’s political class have been spending the season ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Revealed: Postcards from our summer holidays, by Burnham, Badenoch, Farage, Davey and Polanski
Capped fares for donkey rides, yachting with oligarchs and Lib Den log flumes: How Britain’s political class have been spending the season
thenewworld.co.uk
"Smoke from Peak District wildfires drifts across Manchester.... The Altrincham tram materialises from the orange haze like Shaun Ryder from an afterparty" Common sense reporter @mrhenrymorris.substack.com goes behind the scenes with our new PM www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/745....
Embedded with Burnham: As Britain burns...
Common sense correspondent Henry Morris reports from a Cobra meeting during the sixth heatwave of the year
prospectmagazine.co.uk
‘I am not a football person. While I carry blancmange recipes around in my head, the offside rule is a mystery to me.’ Anyway, here’s another 2000 words on Thomas Tuchel’s lack of tactical nous…
Roland Smith@rolandmcs.bsky.social · 4w agoAllison's first lines here are, 'I am not a numbers person. While I carry reams of poetry around in my head, statistics seldom stick.' If she could understand statistics (AKA facts), she'd know there isn't a 'welfare balloon'.
Capped fares for donkey rides, yachting with oligarchs and Lib Den log flumes: How Britain’s political class have been spending the season ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Revealed: Postcards from our summer holidays, by Burnham, Badenoch, Farage, Davey and Polanski
Capped fares for donkey rides, yachting with oligarchs and Lib Den log flumes: How Britain’s political class have been spending the season
thenewworld.co.uk
EXCLUSIVE! Our party leaders have been sending me their postcards.... www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
Revealed: Postcards from our summer holidays, by Burnham, Badenoch, Farage, Davey and Polanski
Capped fares for donkey rides, yachting with oligarchs and Lib Den log flumes: How Britain’s political class have been spending the season
thenewworld.co.uk
I'm not saying he did nothing wrong. He definitely exaggerated achievements and made some false claims. I'm not sure what to make of the plagiarism allegation. But, as we confront environmental, political and economic emergencies, on a scale of 1-10 the importance of this story is roughly 0.01.
The chase was begun by racists, who saw his fabulations and alleged plagiarism as a great chance to slap down uppity Black people, and to advance their efforts to stifle equality of opportunity. Then most of the media seemed to take leave of its senses. How was this a headline story, day after day?