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imdb.me/DanielMartin Award winning FX artist. Azrael, Tarot, Banshees of Inisherin, Infinity Pool, DASHCAM, Possessor, Host, Color Out of Space, Lords of Chaos, High Rise etc. former c-host Arrow Video Pod.

Is it an adhd thing to never want to tick the “don’t show me this again” box on even the most annoying app reminders? I don’t know the future; maybe I’ll desperately want whatever thing I’m currently dismissing but not even remember it’s a possibility…

I saw a deeply creepy reel on instagram announcing a new ai/robotic “companion”. I had the same response I’m sure most of you fine people will have had. So I made this. (Trigger warning: I used some ropey “free” ai in there. Sorry.)

Next Thursday I get to subject audiences to a favourite wtf movie of mine, courtesy of the generous hospitality of the lovely folks at My Eyes! My Eyes! It’s sort of a secret title but not really. I’ll also be making a clip show to go with it!

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Pitch for a TV series: A single camera, local government drama about the newly elected mayor (and the subsequent administrations- I see this thing as multi season) trying to deal with the Jason “situation” in the quiet hamlet of Crystal Lake. Kind of like if Friday the 13th did Shin Godzilla.

It’s not historically accurate unless you get to drink the in-use preservation fluid with a friend. A friend you then have sent to the gulag because, while off his face on Leninade, he confides in you that he thinks your wife is hot?

A screngrab of a game called “Embalming Lenin’s body” on the google play store featuring not-at-all historically accurate cartoon depictions of his corpse in a morgue.

Radio 6 was playing Juice Newton’s Angel of the morning as I was driving today and I think the lyrics are “Just call me angel of the morning (angel) Just touch my teeth before you leave me, baby” How weird. (I am not looking to be corrected.)

Good morning! Here are a few torn fingernails, some of the appliances I designed and sculpted for the movie The Man in my Basement, directed by Nadia Latif. The pieces were beautifully applied by Elly Suggit.

Did you know that Lionel Richie is the patron saint of poorly-maintained digital signage and will appear, like Jesus on burnt toast, to point out areas requiring attention…

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The way you can remember the difference is that INteriception is the ability to tell what is going on IN your body, whereas whereas PROprioception is thus made because is is viewed as PROfessional to not keep dropping stuff and bumping into shit.

I feel like I’ve just had an epiphany: Needing to know and speak aloud the name of a Demon in order to exercise it is a one-to-one parallel with identifying and working through trauma… Has this been blindingly obvious to everyone the entire time and I’m just very late to the party?

A painting by Francisco de Goya of Saint Francis Borgia performing an exorcism. St Francis stands on the right wielding a crucifix, an emaciated man lies in bed, partially covered by sheets While distinct and shadowy Demons loom over him. But I’ve added a speech bubble so Saint Francis is saying “ childhood abandonment, I cast thee out!“

Stopping for a snack at work and biting a block of surprisingly firm Manchego with such vigour that I damage my gum and now it’s got a bit of blood on it like when my dog can’t control his excitement and tears apart a stuffed toy. I resolve to judge him less.