Gonna break protocol and say the secret announcement is one of my Nosirion games is being made with COL - the ocean depths are filled with rumors and legends old and new, and you are a group of skavvers ready to turn a profit. Totally what MCG was gonna announce

Monte Cook Games@montecookgames.com · 10h ago

With the release of Cypher, we have an INCREDIBLE slate of activities and news to share! 🧚‍♂️ The Cypher Open License is here 🚀 Cypher Con August 20th to 23rd 🏴‍☠️ A LIVE AMA with MCG designers on the 20th Aaaaanddd... 🤖 A special, secret announcement COMING SOON!

I am not getting TLC for running to find my eloping child earlier and then carrying him back a quarter mile barefoot. I have 2nd degree burns covering both feet and can’t walk and am not getting any sympathy. I’m a big bratty baby and I need to get over myself 🤣 But my feet are FUBAR right now

In things I didn't need today: 6-yr-old eloped and tried to run to school, wearing only a diaper. I found out about 10 mins after he ran off, took off after him barefoot. My feet are all burns now, and my heart is haywire, but he's home and safe. I need to invent safety devices for crafty elopers

I crashed so hard today 😵‍💫 but now I’m making chicken fried chicken and gravy and eggs for dinner, so it’s not too bad

I wanna do Starfinder Under The Stars, where you go camp out in a lovely space and play Starfinder. Covered space as well as open table, food cooked on a BBQ, some day activities if folks need a break 🤔

I am done playing new systems, there’s way too many and none of them are any good.

AbyssalBrews | Weekly Magic Items for D&D and PF2E@abyssalbrews.com · 2d ago

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I had a nightmare where I kept misgendering people. I’d think and want to say the correct gender(s) and instead what came out was always wrong. I was about to ask a duck witch for help when I woke up. So embarrassing, so awful

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If you can't be weird around your ppl what is even the point

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I was absolutely terrified to throw my hat into this ring, but no demon popped up and smote me so if I'm allowed then you should definitely pitch your cool ideas.

The Hearth Magazine (7) 🌈💜🖤🤍@thehearthmag.bsky.social · 4d ago

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The #homebrew tourney is ongoing and the competition is tight, but wed still like to see more hats in the ring! Try your hand at winning! Royalties for book sales as well as @foundryvtt.bsky.social and #Pathbuilder2e integration on the book release! reddit.com/r/Pathfinder...

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Stomp your cares away (STOMP! STOMP!) Monsters come to ruin your day! Let Godzilla play! (LET HER PLAY!) Down at Tokyo's Dock

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Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 3d ago

🎶🎶 Why are there so many Songs about Mothra? And why she has friends in a clam She’s Queen of monsters That live on an island Shoots webs from her Diaphragm So some will say and Some call them titans I know they’re wrong Can’t you see? 1/

For $50, I will write a short story about your favorite cause anthropomorphized into a sexy badass and crushing the heads of your mortal enemies between their thighs* and pissing on capitalism** *or whatever you're into ** again, whatever you're into

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The world is burning, times are awful. But I just made an applicable and timely Dan Quayle joke in the year of our Lort 2026.

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Give me money, send me to GDC and other cons so I can confront these CEOs live on camera

Mitch Dyer@mitchyd.bsky.social · 4d ago

this CEO comment is how you know with 1000% certainty Stella is right

Entire support industries for funerary rites. In Ubdos, the bodies are prepared for both physical and digital preservation as "sweepers" move through the personal caves and distribute property, preparing the living quarters for the next tenant. In New Atmos, the pyre industry is booming with new

Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh@raynegrimm.bsky.social · 5d ago

Are there any traditions or customs to grieving the loss of loved ones in your world? Be it dressing in black after their passing, creating momentos from pieces of them such as hair, or perhaps traditions of bringing them back out during key festivals? #TTRPGQuestion #ttrpg #worldbuilding

Like, I know I am Still Young and Still Learning but also like holy beaver dams am I glad I wasn't on social media like this in my 20s when I thought I knew things because there's a great big gaggle of pseudo academics and wannabe philosophers who will regret being assholes to possible mentors 0_O

So many ICEholes are about to get taze nut tapped by the bullpen bully and then take out their emasculated frustration on the public.

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 4d ago

"The gloves must come into direct contact with the skin and are not effective through clothing or hair, the user manual states. The manual says no more than 2 gloves should be applied to a subject at one time & they should not be used for more than 15 seconds in many instances." Oh Jesus. Oh fuck.

My spouse and I are both disabled, queer, and native. The world continues kicking us, and Shay was laid off. We are unable to pay July rent without also having Aug rent at the same time, so we are needing to pull another $1700 together immediately. www.paypal.me/jnwampler V: KajiW C: $kajiw

Food bank gave us a bunch of ham and cheese sliders that needed to be eaten today. And THIRTY EIGHT CUPCAKES

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@rossisaacs.bsky.social is a longtime Game Designer from the 1990s and 2000s. He needs help. You need games. Let's make a deal. More than $500 of pdfs, from numerous publishers, for just $29.95. For a good cause. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

It's 10 AM and an internet quiz calling me out. "Kindness is frequently inconvenient, and it might even hurt at first"

Neon, Ennie & CRIT Nominated @ PAX U@neonsaline.com · 4d ago

The tie for second is wild and the 1 percentage point differential for third is Even Wilder.

The guy who's been building an elephant puppet toddler carrier to invade Italy is currently in the Alps, just FYI