The Forest Pup
@forestpuptrick.bsky.social
Leftist good boy. Forest spirit exiled to the desert. 18+ Only Account 🔞
I enjoy rage baiting @lilneoremixed.bsky.social by selectively peppering my speech with a southern new england accent and colloquialisms.
Actual footage of me preparing to go to a bar event these days
The birthday boy requested we all dress up as Simpsons characters. I came as Hank Scorpio. My autistic ass is now explaining every niche deep-cut costume in the room and narrating the full episode behind each one to people who weren’t raised on the show. Nobody asked. I have not stopped.
Is it rude to gift someone warm white bulbs because they insist on lighting their home like a surgical suite?
Not wealthy, but a surprise $1,000 car repair is now an inconvenience instead of a crisis so that's some level of ok.
I'm usually cranky when I have to return to Phoenix from being someplace nicer (literally anywhere else) but it's extra bad today.
I would kill to see a Red Dead Redemption 2 television series but I don't trust anybody to do it justice.
I dont believe in a god, but there is a creater. Im a believer of science but science is math, math doesnt create the ability to perceive and compute beauty and natural wonder. I always cherish these natural moments.
Probably my last camping trip of the season so I'm happy we found the perfect spot... This makes 8 for the year which makes me happy. I had set a goal to do a lot more camping.
I need to remember to stay off reddit in general and /r/ABDL in particular. This week's puritanical lynch mob is after somebody for having the audacity to wear pink overalls and have a pacifier out in public. Oh the indecency!
Helen Lovejoy: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children
ALT: Helen Lovejoy: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children
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This hotel in rural nowhere has nothing but work trucks in the parking lot, and at 5:45 a.m. the breakfast area is full of rugged trade. I came here for work and now I’m fighting for my life over powdered eggs.
Not my friends peeing into my diaper on the patio of the gay bar 🙈😈
It's no longer constantly 110° degrees in Phoenix so Sunday Funday at the bar with friends has resumed.
So I'm looking for some odds and ends to fill up an ABDL themed raffle basket - I've already got donations from ODU, Northshore, and Tykables, as well as a stuffie, some coloring books, and zoo tickets donated by local folks. What do you think I should put in it (that isn't gonna bankrupt me)?
Congratulations Phoenix, You've survived summer! Now put on your spookiest outfit (okay, not too spooky) and join us for Phoenix's monthly ABDL Happy Hour supported by @northshoreabdl.bsky.social and @tykables.com! 10/14/26 7-9PM - Pat O's Bunkhouse Saloon
My first lazy day in two and a half weeks. Well it wasn't very lazy just lazier than I have been 💤😴😩
For those that are partaking in locktober remember to do it at your own pace and for your own enjoyment. If you cannot sleep whilst locked, just wear it during the day. If you can’t wear it to work, just wear before and after work If you need to cum, allow yourself to cum.
*Hopping on Bluesky to look for a reason / motivation to put on my chastity cage before getting diapered*
What I meant to say: when I start showing signs of Alzheimer's just take me to the woods and put a bullet in the back of my head. What I actually said: when I start showing signs of autism just take me to the woods and put a bullet in the back of my head. Friend: what do you mean start showing?
If your camping food shopping doesn't look like a 11 year old was set loose in a circle-k with $50 you're doing it wrong
I am at an IT centric conference for work and there isn't one obvious furry here. I am disappoint.
Binging 1923 has me feeling something... that dream of owning a stretch of prairie and forest hasn't gone anywhere, I'm still chasing it, and this show just poured gasoline on that fire.
Sept 8th is National Star Trek Day!!! Live long and prosper, while dressed in sexy leather! Here is a leather uniform shirt based off "Lower Decks"
Tonight my Brobro made stickies in my gin and tonic... and made me drink it