Your 311 Award Winners to date: Jake Ferguson, Week 4: 3 receptions, 11 yards Ameer Abdullah, Week 2: 3 rushes, 11 yards No quarterbacks have had the courage to pass for 311 yards.

How critical is Week 5 in Fantasy for playoff odds? 4-0 → 5-0: 95.4% 4-0 → 4-1: 85.7% 3-1 → 4-1: 85.7% 3-1 → 3-2: 66.2% 2-2 → 3-2: 66.1% 2-2 → 2-3: 41.7% 1-3 → 2-3: 41.9% 1-3 → 1-4: 19.1% 0-4 → 1-4: 19.7% 0-4 → 0-5: 6.5%

Sometimes as a Business Owner™️ you’ve gotta shoot your shot

Baseball should introduce a way to execute a reverse intentional walk as the batting team. An intentional out. Austin Riley up to bat? Let’s keep it moving

Stephen A Smith plugging First Take during his apology. Nobody doing it like this guy

Playoff rates based on points rank after 4 weeks: 1st: 86.17% 2nd: 78.69% 3rd: 72.03% 4th: 66.64% 5th: 58.81% 6th: 54.04% 7th: 47.15% 8th: 40.21% 9th: 35.03% 10th: 27.12% 11th;: 21.12% 12th: 12.80%

Playoff rates by power rank (based on all-play record): 1st: 86.04% 2nd: 79.30% 3rd: 72.67% 4th: 66.73% 5th: 57.74% 6th: 52.77% 7th: 47.95% 8th: 40.43% 9th: 34.24% 10th: 27.69% 11th: 20.70% 12th: 13.58% (you can get these metrics for your league on Fantasy Genius)

Playoff rates based on H2H + median record: 0-8: 5.32% 1-7: 11.43% 2-6: 21.71% 3-5: 35.41% 4-4: 49.67% 5-3: 65.46% 6-2: 78.12% 7-1: 88.38% 8-0: 94.04% (you can easily view this stat + a ton more on Fantasy Genius)

Playoff rates based on record vs median: 0-4: 14.00% 1-3: 30.16% 2-2: 49.67% 3-1: 70.42% 4-0: 85.68%

Playoff rates based on record after 4 weeks: 0-4: 9.18% 1-3: 24.80% 2-2: 50.00% 3-1: 75.32% 4-0: 90.76%

Friends, I come to you requesting guidance. I do not know what to do with Drake Maye. I'm leaning towards dropping him to avoid the pain of having to make a decision.  Introducing our new segment NOW WHAT

Threads is a wild place. Le'Veon Bell is posting over there consistently getting like 3 likes lmfao

Week 4's bottom players by fantasy team win rate: Ladd McConkey - 35.2% Courtland Sutton - 35.5% Kenyon Sadiq - 35.6% Saquon Barkley - 36.2% Rashee Rice - 36.8% Emeka Egbuka - 37.8% Kalif Raymond - 37.9% Jeremiyah Love - 39.0% TreVeyon Henderson - 39.6% Parker Washington - 40.0%

Week 4's top players by fantasy team win rate: Tetairoa McMillan - 79.7% CeeDee Lamb - 76.0% Kyren Williams - 71.5% Nico Collins - 71.0% Kenneth Walker - 68.6% Javonte Williams - 67.5% Bijan Robinson - 67.2% Tee Higgins - 66.1% Puka Nacua - 65.5% Zay Flowers - 65.5%

LOL at Drake Maye delivering a QB1 performance as soon as his start rate dipped below 50%

After two excellent weeks to start the season, Dalton Kincaid's start % got up into the 90s, only for his production to fall of a cliff in weeks 3 and 4.

Drake Maye: “I don’t know about the moon” cc @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Do you want a breakdown of your fantasy league's action? We've got you covered. This week: - A forceful defense of referees - Trey McBride is a tool of the bourgeoisie - Justice served for Bhayshul Tuten managers - Pelops, Greek mythology's biggest cheater and hater

We could be listening to Pantala Naga Pampa into Rapunzel right now.

Fantasy Genius@fantasygenius.io · 3d ago

If they wanted to showcase real jazz, they would have invited Dave Matthews Band to perform at halftime in New Orleans

If they wanted to showcase real jazz, they would have invited Dave Matthews Band to perform at halftime in New Orleans

A Really Important Stat: For 18 straight games, Alvin Kamara has gone the opposite direction in fantasy points from his previous game.

Bijan is now only on pace for 83.7 points

Fantasy Genius@fantasygenius.io · 3d ago

86 seconds into the game, Bijan has 11.9 points. If he keeps this pace for the rest of the game, he will score 498.14 points tonight.

We almost had a Virginia Tech moment on that kick there

86 seconds into the game, Bijan has 11.9 points. If he keeps this pace for the rest of the game, he will score 498.14 points tonight.

[adrian hill opening his WRAPPED FOR REFEREES] HOLDING was your top penalty of the year you were in the top .0005% of officials globally

Biggest games from guys who scored less than 5 the previous week (since 2000): 1. Eric Decker 1.5 → 49.4 (2013) 2. Julio Jones 2.6 → 48.0 (2016) 3. Albert Connell  0.0 → 46.1 (2000) 4. Tetairoa McMillan  3.7 → 45.2 (2026) 5. Adam Thielen  0.0 → 44.6 (2016)

For your listening pleasure, here’s Cris Collinsworth saying “euuughhhh so nice”

Benson Boone is nearing Pat McAfee levels of People I Am Unable To Escape During Sports

Only 8 players in NFL history have caught 17 passes in a single regular season game. CeeDee Lamb today: 17 receptions, 189 yards, 1 TD

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