Mayo👻

@expmayo.bsky.social

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why you had to hide away for so long (Pfp by LugiaorSomethin) Links- https://en.pronouns.page/@HotExpiredMayo https://expmayo.straw.page -Young adult, account for all ages (13+), but might repost from MDNI accounts at times

when I was a kid, I had a dream that Obama announced the US discovered Pokémon were real and they would be giving out starters to 3 random 10 year olds, and my name got called out on live television as one of the trainers

News story: "President Obama holds a press conference on the recent discovery of Pokémon in Florida, announces names of first 3 recipients" with the caption "President Barack Obama reveals Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle, just 3 of the Pokémon discovered near Cape Canaveral on Wednesday, as well as the names of their trainers selected via nationwide raffle | AP Photo"