I enable your behavior because GitHub won't

I think I found out why my NAS is filling up

A chaser for systems? You mean like devops?

Photo dump from vacation

OH: I don't want to be your pasta, I just want to be someone's

_to server_ good girl, mommy knows you can do it _Server starts working again_

Transfem House: "She needs more neck bites to live"

It's not yearning, it's Yararara

The problem with my old job is that most of the things I did for it aren't really on the "preferred qualifications" on most positions The nice thing about my old job is that I got to do the weirdest stuff for it * "I work in security, why am I being forced to do jp_JP localization for […]

I need a wardrobe that's hardened against geometry projection attacks

A word of advice Don't do shots of vinegar out of a prescription bottle

OH: Ope, that's not an IPv6 address, that's just pornography

I'm like a matryoshka doll except it's just clown costumes all the way down

The defense pleads "good girl", Your Excellency

Who up getting bitten out of wedlock

#Madoka 4: Bigger, Gayer, and Uncut

who up losing they mandate of heaven

What you and your consenting router do within the confines of a faraday cage is up to you

OH: "how the fuck is the XML *yearning*"

There's an unfortunate amount people misusing antibiotics and creating drug resistant disease strains Or as I like to call it, the Turboculosis Engineering Task Force

From earlier today: > Friend A: where's the key to your heart? > Friend B: in my pants > Friend B: *pulls out a key* > Me: WHY THE FUCK DO MY APARTMENT KEYS OPEN YOUR HEART

I ran into the most inexplicable voice to text issue yesterday: > I' M T want FREE use State Lなんで日本語？ Why? I was trying to say "I am the one who's supposed to be using the thorn ring” Or really in practice "I am the one who's supposed to be 何で？日本語？ Why?"

I wanted to go stargazing tonight, since it's around when the summer triangle is at its peak, unfortunately it's been stormy all evening so that's no longer an option Altair Deneb and Vega? Nah, tonight I'm seeing cumulus, nimbus, and wetness

[Horny] Dick so comedic it's pitching a Circus tent

Alas poor yorick, where did those tentacles even come from

If you oscillate between "it's so over" and "we're so back" fast enough it averages out to being a normal functioning person

Aliums conceal many sins

Drinking rose milk tastes like getting headpats from a cute girl

[Honestly I'm not even sure if this merits a cw but just to be safe] What are OSHA videos if not SFW snuff fics

Pronouns but it's a sed command `s/her/hers`