Bryce
@girl.creditcard
🍎 17 apples tall and weigh as much as 424 apples 📍nyc
can’t find the aluminum deodorant girls get ready to smell the real me
Cocaine says she loves me and that I deserve better than that harlot Ketamine that always leaves me
apparently I largely memory holed the period of my childhood where my parents got drunk and wrestled each other every night i love learning new quirky family lore it’s weird that i dont have a lot of memories
btw if i post stuff like “day 5 no K” don’t congratulate me im not trying to go clean im just fiending
leaving my drink unattended at the bar because im desperate and fiending
libs will go apeshit for a dem politician finally breaking decorum and sticking it to republicans but it’s just newsom calling trump an unfuckable tranny
Nah, I cant make it tonight, theyre supposed to parade my carcass through the streets later
bitches love posting about girlstench and armpits and piss and blood but i post about taint and suddenly im scaring the hoes
i chose being a funny account over being a flirty account and now bitches think im a chud
heyyy so I can see that you're kinda going through a lot right now, so I think it's maybe best if we step back from being friends a bit because seeing you so burned out is actually like, really stressing me out quite a lot! but give me a call when you're feeling normal and dtf again! 😊
if a cis woman ever tries to talk to me about harry potter im telling her what her canthal tilt is
could there be more to life than booze and blow and bitches and clubbing and other things
if a cis woman ever tries to talk to me about harry potter im telling her what her canthal tilt is
can i be a good person even though i smoke cigarettes and chew bubble gum and go to bed late
sorry guys i guess when i take an edible on stimulants i tunnel vision a little
i never had sex ed so i dont even know what a taint looks like can i see yours