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24y • ela/dela • 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖑 • desenho nas horas vagas • USPiana cansada que NÃO AGUENTA MAIS A GRADUAÇÃO EM EXATAS (amo meu curso ☝️) Conta 2: @p-r-o-p-o-l-i-s.bsky.social

If you are a primary care physician and your patient asks you if it is illegal to buy Percocet online, the correct answer is not “I don’t know”

When you live in a world of WiFi and air conditioning and plumbing, it’s difficult to accept that the earth remains a cold uncaring place populated by acid strands and organisms that will kill you given half a chance. I’m not sure how to best get across this message, but it’s not “hear them out”.

The single most important factor is algorithms funneling ridiculous lies to the nastiest dumbest people alive and saying No it's your stupid jerk doctor who is wrong mama you know what your kids need

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

Imagine ordering a myelogram on somebody bc you don’t feel like taking literally 3 minutes to see if their implanted device is MRI conditional.

Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.