From "get his fat ass off the stage" to "an embarrassment," Democratic lawmakers didn't exactly sugarcoat their thoughts on Trump's World Cup cameo 👀

Cleopatra didn’t look like this. But nobody complained.

“Don’t worry, Pete. That little speech I read was just for the voters back home. I have to put on these little shows to convince them I’m independent. You will get the $1.5 trillion for your wars even though I just gave ICE unlimited funding to run wild. We’ll just borrow more.”