I would adore it if my brain remembered that it can clean good when listening to music more than once every couple of months.

Hey since you are all up atm Americans, I just saw a meme that suggests that your social security number is just... on some paper??? I thought it was a card?? I'm so confused

Vulture@vulture.com · last wk.

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

@mothersbasement.bsky.social would have slept on Worlds Strongest Witch, glad you included it, because it's hilarious

🎵Do you retober 🎵The 21st night of October

Nah it's gotta be Ray Charles, he played with the fog of war on all the time

K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2w ago

grok what would a smart guy say

Archie, the cat who has owned a piece of my heart since he was a kitten has passed away, he was in all ways the perfect cat, and I'm glad he got to have a fancy last meal. But I'm devastated. He was 14 and it was not enough time with him by any metric.

FUCK IT. Let's give away 2 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel. Repost/reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated. PS YOU GET A FREE LINOCUT OWL BOOKMARK TOO IF YOU WIN!

It's World Homeless Day, and I'll just say: Homelessness isn't some great unsolvable mystery. People are homeless because they don't have homes. This suffering persists not for lack of solutions, but because enormous wealth and power are invested in maintaining the very structures that produce it.

Broke up with my medieval bf because he kept referring to my vagina as an 𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮

This one is not even close

The Last Unicorn It Was The Fate Wanted

Alt: A gif from the last unicorn with Schmendrick sitting under a tree, Amalthea is talking to him, caption says "It was the fate they wanted"

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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host@2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 3w ago

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?

I'm probably going to try and do #Peachtober again this year - if you like that kind of thing and wanted to join in the prompts are here:

We teach young girls to cover their drinks. Walk with their keys between their knuckles. Dress modestly. Have a buddy system. Yell “fire”. By the time we’re adults we have a novel length list of rules to follow to avoid being raped. Many of us are raped anyways. That’s why we’re enraged.

I really do think it would be ok if men worried about rape accusations the way that women have to worry about rape

#peachtober26 day 2: chimney 🌃 I’m so proud of this image! I truly love looking at it, it’s so soothing. Synthesis is one of the things I want to work on this month, and this is the result of it, my first sketched out idea was super complicated and clunky. #illustration #art #digitalart

and the final is between quartz VS cuprite. i'm torn, honestly. #mincup26 #minerals

My uterus is on my shit list today.

One of the best audiobooks I've ever listened to! Moria Quirk is on the top of her game and the book itself is pure uncut deliciousness

TheAfterwords@theafterwords.bsky.social · last mo.

AUDIBLE UK #DEAL ALERT! Calling all one-clickers because LONG LIVE EVIL @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social, narrated by Moira Quirk, is on #sale on Audible UK for a limited time only! link.amazon/B0iDrxFr7 #LongLiveEvil #TimeofIron #ad #amazonuk

Archie, our oldest cat resident has a habit of finding a new place to loaf every few months or so. Apparently the newest spot is me??

I finally looked up what hip dips are and wow this is dumber than I thought

I assume it is about her fabulous hats

John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social · last mo.

Apparently there is T. Kingfisher discourse! This is wonderful! I haven't read any of it, so I just assume everybody is talking about how good her books are and how funny she is. Let me just take a big sip of coffee before I start scrolling and--

I love these lizards, they're ridiculous look at his claws!!

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

I'm part of an amazing team looking at what autistic children want from their speech and language therapy. Nobody has asked them before! We're currently using some brilliant materials, developed with and by autistic people, to make interviews accessible to all children, not just those who speak

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

Yes it could be argued that keeping up with world events is important but alternatively can I interest you in hugging an ancient mossy boulder that looks like a face and quietly listening while it tells you stories from centuries cloaked in mist.

this one was really tough, but #Pyromorphite juuust nabbed my vote for its usefulness in mitigating lead contamination. both are very intriguing minerals & this may have been the less strategic vote for #TeamQuartz, so vote with your gut, imo. #MinCup26

Mineral Cup & Ore Cup@mineralcup.bsky.social · last mo.

#MinCup26 Round 2 Match 6: It's a pair of soft, heavy lead minerals as vivid hexagonal phosphate #Pyromorphite is against spiralling rolled sheets of #Cylindrite. VOTE: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re... RESULTS: www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...