The more I think about it, the more surprised I am that nobody has actually done this yet
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Former biologist. Actual PhD in genetics. Security, OS security teaching at https://www.ischool.berkeley.edu. Blog: https://codon.org.uk/~mjg59/blog Signal: @mjg.59 He/him Opinions expressed here are mine, not my employer's
What the UK needs is a new Jeeves and Wooster where Bertie visits a country where people don't speak English and goes full fash just so we can have a demonstration of a lovable rogue with funny hair being the clear bad guy (spolier: this is Hugh Laurie's character in The Night Manager)
Remember that Rod Liddle won't see you hoping that there's an afterlife purely so he can suffer there, but those he chose to abuse will
Windows update saying "Installing - 100%" and I think I'm supposed to interpret this as "Not finished installing"
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I'd love to say that I'm glad this is all over, but it is sadly not all over www.brettwilson.co.uk/free-softwar...
Free software activists held to be in contempt of court - Brett Wilson
The Court has handed down judgment following an application to commit Dr Roy Schestowitz and Mrs Rianne Schestowitz for contempt of court (Garrett
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Sorry ✋️ I don't believe in the kind of mumbo jumbo that makes it harder to write incorrect code
But you can have a machine-verified way of keeping track of your state changes! Today! This is not science-fiction! We have the technology!
Fun fact! I have won more money in English defamation cases than J. K. Rowling
Check out what we found in the BART media archives the other day ⬇️ 🎥 🎞️ This animated short is from the 1960s. BART’s Automatic Train Control system was heralded as something that had never been attempted before, a new paradigm in the history of mass transit.
Back in SF and I've already seen two fucking Robotaxis (both with a human driver with a steering wheel)
Sounds like that's going to be an extremely long first speech
I keep saying it, but I really cannot believe how good "Halt and Catch Fire" was, and that it got 4 seasons, and that basically nobody seems to have watched it.
@jonty.bsky.social where did we end up on pitching Hackers: The Musical?
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Attached: 1 image My #embroidery “baygoose tapestry” is now live on the wall of the Robot Arms at #emfcamp . That means I can’t work on it anymore and have to find something else to do with my hands,...
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My dad's in his 70s and we just had a good conversation he initiated about how trans-reactionary doctors are fuckups so again I am asking you to not let people off just because they're old
Speaking of longer trains ... 10 car-trains are coming back on the Yellow and Red lines Monday, July 20 !!!
Once again I am somewhere I can't use Bluesky over the WiFi because my domain is flagged as hosting malware and this remains extremely funny
Someone please explain this to me is this just "Anything that isn't obviously coded right wing must be left wing"? (from www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...)
Amazing work in making Legally Distinct Pimms for the Legally Distinct World Cup
When you add an AI generated header image to your post and it has just incoherent text and inconsistent design and it actually makes no sense at all given the technical content of your post then I have no reason to trust the technical details of your post
The BBC Perfect Day video fucked up my generation just as much as the 2012 Olympics opening did, and we've never really readjusted to the reality that the BBC is inherently pro-establishment
Stepped off a plane in Europe and a very American accent behind me exclaimed "Holy smokes! Are they having some sort of heatwave here or something?" just in case you needed to be depressed about awareness of the world