Whelp, who's got two thumbs and realized he left his phone at home while on the Bart train going to the airport? This guy.
Not the cute otter dental assistant calling me out for my lack of a gag reflex
If you decide to have a child, you should decide to not need to get on an airplane for the next five years.
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Yeah, I was ready to sacrifice something young and supple to bring back the sky daddy
Molly Dadison@monovalent.bsky.social · 4w agoI kinda get why ancient cultures had big reactions to total lunar eclipses. It's a fucking experience.
Y'all I got paid to go sailing today. And I'm so so proud of my folks: they came in with a couple skills and less confidence. They left today being better sailors that I'd love to go out on the water with any time.
Had a lovely gentleman say "Good job last night" to me at the train station leaving Fire Island. I'm truly not sure if he was referring to my performances at the pool orgy or piano bar yesterday.
if gay people watch a sunset and don’t photograph it did the earth even rotate?
Good news: I'm teaching my first class of sailing students from 10a to 3p tomorrow and Sunday. Bad news: there are Giants home games starting at 1p both days.
Now that my Book of Mormon Barbershop performance is done, I'm back on my blue nonsense.
The Germans and the Dutch are out. On PKs. In the first round of the knockout. I love the World Cup.
I would pay hundreds of extra dollars to any airline that would provide flights that did not have any children on them.
I'm now on the schedule to teach Basic Keelboat 1 and 2 at Spinnaker Sailing in San Francisco. Really proud of myself to get to this point just 3 years and 11 days from the first time I set foot on a sailboat.
I absolutely was not going to allow @camcron.bsky.social to have all the knobs and controls of our family chat.
CamCron@camcron.bsky.social · 3mo agoI’ve been added to a group chat but can’t join yet because Bluesky knows I’m too powerful* *my app update isn’t available yet
I served as a poll clerk at my local precinct for yesterday's election. It was a loooong day, but I really encourage everyone to do it. It was a great way to see the cross section of my neighbors and gives me a new respect for how we collectively make decisions as a society.
Woman this morning with a thick NJ accent, halfway up the trail to the top of Diamond Head: "So does anybody know where's exactly is this diamond head crater?"
There's a phone number that is not in my contacts that has sent me a "Happy Birthday!" text every year since 2017. I don't know who they are, and there are no other texts. I think they might be one of my best and longest friends.
