Beach finds from Lake ONTARIO this morning. Plastic duck head and crudely carved reindeer (?) floating in, once again, Lake fucking ONTARIO.
Natty Lumpo
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We should have been a pair of ragged brahs Rizzing across the floors of silent seize.
what's a good healthy coping mechanism to try for someone just getting into healthy coping mechanisms
There's such a thing as "discarded cannabis"? Hound looks like she'll be ok after a few biscuits.
Me as an intimacy coach: what's your fucking problem?
Even though there were many of the diminutive tree climbers at the park near the lakeshore, I probably could have phrased it better when I told the elderly birding couple, "Brown Creepers out the ass."
Setting up a high end fishing apparel store, calling it Da Peche Mode *slam dunks my phone into a lake
I wrote a joke about buying a dobro but I guess it just didn't resonate with people.
My second most difficult aunt, who is in the hospital for a cat scratch… You know what? I’m going to leave it there.
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
This might be my Welsh ancestry talking, but llylyllwwwllyygwidhwcwtchllylylyly
Chillin on the bench near Olcott, NY. Facing northwest toward Toronto. Not as cold as it looks.
They put us in different reading groups with animal names so we wouldn't know which were the smart kids and which were... something else. Us Armadillos were reading Curious George Rides a Bike and the Porpoises were reading Finnegans Wake. The Porpoises caught on immediately. I just caught on today.
The best way to untangle a chainsaw chain is with an Ornette Coleman solo in your heart
I'm sorry I said "More like What Is Tart by Leo Hole-stoy" when we quarreled. Maybe next time don't tell me you dreamt about banging your Elementary Russian I professor.
Got a little freaked out after drinking my first ever can of Liquid Death, so I hurried to the store and bought some Life Water. Obviously I will die alone.
It feels kind of wrong to make dick jokes at a time like this but I'm going to go ahead and make dick jokes at a time like this
"I don't know what's happening here" Me, while: -watching sports -parallel parking -trying something new in bed
Give your baby a name where all the letters are silent
good morning only to people who have received a consequence at some point and understand the concept of it
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are both on paid administrative leave pending an investigation into allegations they had sex on the principal's desk.
[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
Beautiful but frigid south shore of Lake Ontario near Olcott NY. If you make it bigger (obligatory heynow) you can see Toronto just left of dead center.
