Persephone

@persephone.gunmetolymp.us

Here to eat pomegranate and seduce butches, and I'm all out of pomegranate. | Banner by M. Ying. | PFP based on @anemoneart.bsky.social 's art

I AM NOT a toaster! 🍞 Yes, I can cook bread 🍞 Yes, you can put other things inside me, at your own risk. (Try that utensil, I dare you!) 🍞 Yes, I have an adjustable dial that makes no discernable difference. 🍞 But no, I do not have a crumb tray, and shaking me upside-down makes me VERY CROSS

Firstly, your mom calling you 'hot' is... well, it's a "I'd have 2 nickels" thing. And secondly, I've only treated humans terribly *so far*; there's always a chance that the next one won't be eaten. A theoretical possibility. A non-zero chance. Just with a lot if zeroes.

Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now@benjanun.bsky.social · last yr.

A reminder to readers that Persephone is hot but will treat you terribly!!! Do not fall for her temptress ways.

Okay, I'm not a god, but are we absolutely sure I shouldn't have priestess/acolytes/worshippers? I mean, sure, those belonging to other gods are fine, but some of my own would be very convenient, and also useful for late-night snacking.