Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
i had to go to the doctor because i smelled really bad which makes me feel like i'm getting bullied in elementary school. "oh you have a doctor appointment? what for, smelling so bad???"
funniest god damn "our message is in direct violation of our motto" you could ever see
oh how the elite shrimpeaters mock us shrimpless peasants
Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 2mo agoalso we got a double shrimp, so two for the price of one. that’s a trade deal if I’ve ever seen one
There’s not even a new study, this is just an article that says walking is good
I am making custom pokemon cards like these you can buy one for a minimum of 10 dollars or a maximum of all the money in the world at my commission's page on sidvicious.ca thank you and I love you
Quick someone tell fandom twitter they’re gaybaiting and we’d get the event shutdown within an hour
Blake Tapper@blaketapper.bsky.social · 3mo agoA beautiful Pride month moment when these two men were able to get married on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
anyone who tells you that loving something small and fragile is not worth it is lying to you they are your enemy they are trying to destroy you
If you're too scared or God forbid "stressed out" to even look at Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. I want fighters not weaklings. Also I want recs that would be dope too.
i fear that the only thing i ever truly want to do is suck cock
tradwife stuff is basically petplay. i will not be elaborating, as there is no need to
what do you mean renesmee cullen’s birthday is the fifth anniversary of 9/11
device for discreet sperm collection
Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀@reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 7mo agoACAB includes the guy who invented the Fleshlight
protest sign ideas: Imagine Living With This Forever You Know How To Make This Stop Unfortunately Your Family Is Responsible For The Cleanup And It Will Be Difficult For Them But They Will Complete The Task To Find That What They Expected To Be Grief Is In Fact What Other People Call Freedom
protest sign ideas: They Care About You The Way You Care About A Bullet Is It Enough Blood To Drown In Yet Jesus Did Not Die For Sins Like Yours You Look Like Ben Shapiro I Made This Sign Because I Still Believe That There Is Time For You To Change The Way This Story Ends Never Tell Your Mom
protest sign ideas: Can You Survive Longer Than Epstein Did Your Buddies Will Always Know What You've Done How Much Do You Really Trust Them You Believe That You Are The Only One Capable Of True Evil Imagine The Smell Of Onions And Garlic Coming From The Kitchen Imagine The Warmth Of Being Loved