Robbie Maakestad

@robbiemaakestad.bsky.social

Senior Essays Editor: @therumpus.net / Associate Writing Professor / Program Director: MA in Writing / Books-in-progress: 1) CNF: A history of Jerusalem's City of David 2) Flash Fiction: Bill Murrays / Robbie & James Talk Music: https://bit.ly/RandJTM

I’m deeply proud to share my essay, “Knott’s Berry Farm, 1996.” Thanks so much to @therumpus.net for their continued support of my writing. This essay is 30 years in the making and a love letter to the time, to the age, to all the girls, and to that place, Knott’s 1996.

Knott’s Berry Farm, 1996 - The Rumpus

At thirteen, we were not afraid to speak aloud what we already knew—we would rather die than let them see the secrets of our bodies exposed. They had taught us enough about hiya, that we feared the we...

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It adds some nice tension to the Olympics coverage if you imagine that Mike Tirico isn’t allowed to leave the NBC studio set. That miniature chaise lounge??? THEY MAKE HIM SLEEP ON IT. That tiny half folded accent blanket??? HIS ONLY SOURCE OF WARMTH.

Earlier this year, in a season of anxious unemployment, I wrote about Chicago's pride and prehistoric joy—SUE the T. rex. It's an essay about fossils and faith; minerals and humble miracles; the conditions that enable transubstantiation. #FossilFriday @therumpus.net therumpus.net/2025/12/05/t...

To Become a Fossil - The Rumpus

Some people made long pilgrimages to marvel at this superlative specimen. Other people, like the girl growing up in a nearby suburb, got to know SUE through happy proximity. And because her grandma—my...

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