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Meet Dergmund! He's a dwarf miner who loves gold, booze, and getting railed by huge cocks. (Don't tell anyone that last one) One night after a drunken hook up he got cursed with a rune of rectal elasticity. He can take anything.

Meet "Foreman," Dergmund's employer. He likes good bourbon, old vinyls, and he's a total pain pig. He and Dergmund have a bit of a situation-ship, but they aren't sexually compatible, so instead he acts as an enabler. He has no eyes but can see just fine!