i feel like they've had a guy at disney star wars globocorpo HQ stewing angrily at a desk for like 3 years. just muttering to himself, purple in the face like "you motherfuckers want glup shitto? you want fucking glup shitto??? i'll show you glup shitto." and then he shittoed the ultimate glup

sam !@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · yesterday

@archosaur.bsky.social oh my fucking god im crying

A Special Safety Helmet 1/5 🌀 If you want to see where it goes early: missmilkou.info | #ZZZ |

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Adeline. Hipnotizada. Una greybot para todos.

Now up at the MTG Art Market: Jace’s Saga by @mstewart-art.bsky.social Oil on board, 10” x 24” Auction ends Tuesday! mtgart.auction/JaceSaga

So I've heard Jace is fucking shit up again? #MTG #Art #Jace

I am awaiting everyone's appropriate reaction to this ☺️

For my next trick…

Presenting the new Sylveon drone model! Very obedient, follows order, and has a lovely nulge to squeeze~ (Only took a little bit of brainwashing of some silly Eevee) Lovely commission done by @hezi-tween.bsky.social 🩷

the urge to be fucking annoying about stupid corrupting rubber hairstyles

Samus

That time @shennanigma.bsky.social and I collaborated on a thing.

This is Wolfygirl. She's the mascot for an old IRC channel and the personification of an IRC bot (that's still online!). She likes shiny things, being interacted with, and fucking ~~with~~ you, among other things. 🎨: @sleepymaid.bsky.social #originalcharacter #oc

THE BIG GIANT LOOT SIGNED AND FRAMED!!! (I had this frame for a YEAR) Thanks Rudy Siswanto for this, it really means alot that I was able to get this signed.

Loot Fanatic@lootposting.bsky.social · yesterday

a certain giant Loot has arrived today

Machines create machines

I am likely to do some personal art in the next week anyway but you 🫵 can bribe me to lean towards your tastes or character preference (I will update the form to include Daydreamer after dinner)

KRD@kinkyrainbowdash.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'd like to plug my Let Me Cook commissions again since my commission queue is (almost empty): I'd like to do some more personal art because I'm exhausted with commissions but food is stubbornly not free so would you um 👉👈 like to sponsor some personal art forms.gle/2Y8c8GwUF5ua...

When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

Super feminine Stepford housewife, with the polka dot dress and the styled hair and everything, who is absolutely the hypnotic dominant in her particular relationship

Hey @bsky.app @support.bsky.team, can you explain this? Cause the fact that you first posted this on Twitter and not here is VERY telling

Would 1 or 2 people be interested in commissions like this for ~110$?

Kaltag@kaltag.bsky.social · 2mo ago

made a pfp for starsector :3

y'all... 🤭😭

You always play the darkness of the scenario so straight, there’s no marinating or accentuating a particular moment for melodrama, it’s so cold and efficient and my god it’s horrifyingly hot. All her joy melted into a few strangled “ughs” before she’s nothing but an object. fuck you’re the best ❤️

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sorry if i start spam replying you-

the cursed dress is mostly normal, aside from the prodigious poof and the can-never-take-off thing, so long as you don't go investigating it too closely. yeah, your boobs squish like polyfil, and your hands fill out the silk gloves a bit too perfectly, but the problems start when you lift the hem.

I wanted to look at OTJ tweets to see what people thought about Loot, because I wanted to write a piece about it, and then when I see art like this it takes my mind off it, because it's funny how I see something like this and comparing it to what happened NOW is like the direct opposite shown here

I've Seen This Guy Before but I Just Can't Prove it...!!!