I can’t corncob on main without being stanciled but I’ll do it here
Garbage Day Bon Mots
@youpaidforgarbage.bsky.social
group project to share the best garbage created by j0.
Game show hosts don’t even ask you where’s the weirdest place you’ve made whoopie anymore they just look at you like this
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
Pausing to note that Feastables has always been a terrible name for what are mostly sweet snacks. A feast conjures up images of substantial, savory meals fit for a king! Come back to me when he is marketing an Italian sub
Grant_Invoice_mpreg.pdf was a fun thing for me to process @cates.bsky.social @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
Feels insane to say, but I absolutely adore moderating the @garbageday.email / @panicworld.com discord. Over 3k members but it’s actually…fun, for the most part?it’s a thriving community and is wildly positive, and I genuinely enjoy most of the super active poasters
came in fluffer? no, i said cayman fluffer. the herpetology lab needs a semen sample
now everyone has to drink at never have i ever been fisted
imagine fucking up wiping so bad a stranger offers to go over the tutorial again
"THIS IS FOR MAMDANI'S GROCERY STORES" I yell as I slash a man's tires
Every song is a county song unless you record it in international waters.
Hegseth wants to test the T of everyone over 30. Call that the HRT locker.
To the tune of Sombr. How can we go back to eating Ham When we just fried an Egg
In the Lego vip line straight up brickin it. And by it let’s just say. My peanuts
kinsey scale but it's just all variations of of bi flags for everyone that isn't 100% homo or hetero
Movie pitch: a woman who is resisting her ADHD diagnosis called But I'm a Virgo
There is no one left to tell me that I am not alone
peptides are serums for people who worry about the birth rate
Any sufficiently advanced bad take is indistinguishable from TCW.