Pikmin Update: im soo fucking hungry bro i really wanna go to burger king🤤
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Addressing the rumors: It's true! A company called "Nintendo" contacted us to use our likeness in an upcoming film about a portly large nosed creature in space, of course we said yes, but we were mistaken on who the film was about. Regardless, enjoy the film and stay tuned for more Pikmin news!
Actually it is a sweet treat, anyone who finds it "bitter" is weak of mind and spirit
Nectar is a vital source of nutrients and is a food source that all life forms depend upon to some extent. Whether in its basic liquid form or its crystalized form (pellets), nearly every creature on PNF-404 consumes nectar, or primarily feed on creatures that do. Brittany says it tastes bitter.
we here at "100Pikmin" are getting some very creative replies.
Sorry for lack posting was busy drinkin da nectar. Leave a like if you like nectar!
When questioned, Yellow Pikmin #18 spoke for the Yellow Pikmin saying: "It's not so much we dislike Olimar, more so we just feel the risk is too high to place our trust in this individual..." Yellow Pikmin #27 however stated "Fuck him, I won't let him get away with what he did in Distant Springs."
Inspiring by this, I found some interesting connections between the Pikmin characters on Play Nintendo. Here’s some highlights: -The 1-3 Pikmin types are all friends, but exclude 4 -Yellow Pikmin do not like Olimar -Everyone like Bulborb -No one except “Pikmin-as-a-collective” likes Oatchi
PIKMIN FACT: We can invade your system! This is optimal for any games you play that prominently feature the words "Hey" and "Pikmin" in sentences! (Source: I checked)
apologies for inactivity we pikmin are uhh... busy or something.... yeah... PIKMIN FACT: Pikmin come in multiple shapes and colors! Discover them all, if you dare...
Have a HAPPY April Fools! Hope your day is filled with lots of laughs, lots of jokes, and most of all, Pikmin! (Stay tuned, fans of the words "Hey" and "Pikmin" in the same sentence are in for a treat tomorrow!)
It's very straight forward, really! We Pikmin took the liberty of completing it for you! Pikmin on!🌸
I wanna make a video ranking the pikmin creatures
Pikmin tip: Stare at those who depend on you to make sure they know how important they are in your life! You might be lost without one another... anyway, Pikmin on!🌸
Just when I think I'm running out of things to say, this guy comes around and pulls some more chicanery, stay alert my fellow Pikmin and Pikmin-adjacent beings!
Captains of us Pikmin whom some of you may be familiar with, drawn by the talented White Pikmin #44!
Pikmin review: Yellow Pikmin #21, responsibility low, fails to utilize bomb rocks with care, however they make up in this regard by having a charming personality, and knows how to make origami with blades of grass... 🌸Overall review: 4/5 stars 🌸
SPECULATION: Captain named Olimar, and affects of PNF-404 to him. By me, Red Pikmin #2 🌸1/7🌸
We Pikmin, are durable. I have no means of fact checking but it is to my understanding that the leaders of ours are not nearly as durable as we. Value the durability of your body, assuming the social-media beings such as yourself are as durable as us, for I can only imagine the pain of non-plants.
My venture in the world wide web still continues, I am now aware of the lives of those around me. I ponder, how did the man of Sacho Chacho accomplish this woman? How bizarre... someone who looks so similar to him? Perhaps he is putting on a facade to pretend he has someone in his life? Who knows!
Pikmin News: Our source of knowledge... grows, not unlike us Pikmin.
(To be completely sincere, I didn't think this account would achieve what it has, I only made it because I wanted to have "100Pikmin" following my main account and didn't want to waste the handle just for that. Thanks for everyone who likes these posts! I'll keep at it for as long as I can!)
My search amongst the world wide web continues. I refer to this one as "False memory"