SNRRRRRRK- [A surprise attack. Mar is caught off his guard and starts laughing uncontrollably.]
( in a voice suddenly deeper than usual. ) my balls.
Mar D. McKinney.
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SNRRRRRRK- [A surprise attack. Mar is caught off his guard and starts laughing uncontrollably.]
( in a voice suddenly deeper than usual. ) my balls.
Oh. I already knew that. I'm just going along with the bit about your non-existent balls.
mar, i want you to see me naked. .... n. not right now just eventually.
You could just tell me you don't want me to inspect your balls.
that's not how i mean!!
I'm not the ball inspector. God bless
you'd see the lack of them eventually anyway.
Thanks for the status update on your balls.
me too, mar.
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[Slowly lowers his torso until his hands are on the ground. Still staring. It's his impression of the autism creature.]
omg haaai. hiii, mar, hiiiiii!
// > opens up Mar > 10 notifs > theyre all replies from Charlie Uh-oh sisters. 10 open threads???
[Pat, pat. Mar shivers a little bit, but it eases up when Eros becomes warmer. Man, Eros really IS part lizard. Exothermic and all.]
( he's so cold. but he purrs loudly anyway, rubbing his face all over him? cuddly ass lizard. )
[Mar wraps his arms around Eros and pats his back.] I got you.
marmaaaarrrr. ( walking right up to him and just. flopping against him. nestling his face into the crook of his neck. )
[Mar holds his arms out and pretends to T-pose.]
just got back from swimmin' and i am SO cold. who wants to sacrifice their body warmth to me.
...Sneezed with medicine in my mouth. Today is cursed.
[Mar continues to sob until he gains control of himself again. He turns off the tears so quickly once he has them under control. It's almost scary.] I guess so... [His voice is another story. Eros can hear the strain in it.]
oh, honey ... you couldn't have possibly known all that as a kid ... we all make dumb choices when we're young. every one of us. ( he breaks his heart in two to hear him cry. he wished he could magically make his woes go away. the best he can offer is his company. )
[ 🎵: youtu.be/U4FZnMNST9s?... ] Barkley sniffs and rubs all over Eros's hand energetically. He's both extremely smart and extremely kind. The perfect partner for Mar. "He likes you," Mar hums. "He's a great battle buddy. His thoughts are a lot of fun to watch when we fuse."
he was so right and this was proof alone. eros grins and crouches down, tail wagging as he offers a hand for barkley to sniff and investigate. " what a cute lil' feller! got his own headphones and everythin'! "
Wha. Build-a-water-bear?! [Mar is enraptured.] That's hilarious. I would so have one if I knew that was happening. If it came in pink, I could dress it up like Stardigrade. That'd be awesome. [He shows no sign of wanting to stop Eros. Learning about water bears is fun.]
pretty sure they even made a build a bear version too! ( nodnod. he's surprised. usually, people stop him when he rambles. )
"Thanks." Mar smiles a bit as he loads up the campfire circle with wood. "I just... have to move on. They're never coming back." That's what hurts the most. They knew they would never be able to come back, and they chose this anyway. They chose to leave Mar alone. "...I'm tired of being alone."
there's a lot of companions lost over time. bonds withering and severing with time and distance. he never was great at social things. he holds himself up in his lab and rarely leaves. this was the most adventurous he's been in ages. " ... m' sorry. i know i can't replace them, but i hope my -->
Yeah, there's a beastiary. I have to write it by hand, but mine is pretty thorough. [Mar sets down his backpack and pulls out a binder, then hands it over to Eros. There are Polaroid pictures taped to each entry. Some of them are in rather funny positions thanks to Mar's sense of humor.]
( to change himself temporarily and so freely. like his experiments without the pain. he pats himself for a moment as he silently ponders it. ) hm. guess i will have to see all the options available to me. is there a database of sorts?
[Mar used to watch animal documentaries when he was little, so the lecture captures his attention. He nods in encouragement every now and then as Eros lays down the facts.]
indeed! quite resilient little creatures! why, they can survi-- ( he's going on a whole documentary level tangent about them. oh god. )
//should I be nice to Charlie and let him get replies out for all our threads or should I put him back in the pear wiggler now that we're both awake
I think it's based on that tiny organism, the water bear? Either way, these guys are kind of neat. They evolve into this space bumblebee with a cape flowing behind it. Really cool design.
whoa ... so many hands indeed. much to hold onto with!