Daniel Tizon

@1607westegg.bsky.social

Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster. Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike. Not a 'Dan'. linktr.ee/1607WestEgg

Now I am passionate about shoe removal but the problem with this external shoe removal, a significant flaw, is it leaves the visitor making their way through the communal hallway in their socks and transporting that muck into the flat they're about to step in.  They haven't thought this through.

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Come on, @lbc.co.uk — have a meeting with all your presenters and newsreaders and tell them how to pronounce CEUTA properly. Or at least agree on one universal mispronunciation. At the moment, everyone seems to be inventing their own unique pronunciation. #ceuta

So many British broadcasters murdering the pronunciation of 'Ceuta' in different ways. Can they not at least come together and agree on just the ONE mispronunciation? Let's have some consistency. Farage's 'Koo-ay-tar' still leading the way. #Ceuta

I've long believed there is something about CHICKEN boxes that prevents the CHICKEN consumer from disposing of them properly. It can't be that the CHICKEN eater is unfamiliar with the concept of putting one's rubbish in the bin. I refuse to believe that.

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