HEY EVERY! ! [Have you been in an] BOREDOM SO DEEP, YOU HAD NO CLUE WHAT TO DO? WELL, IF YOU HAD!!! TELL ME YOUR [Top 5 ways to] ENTERTAIN YOURSELF!
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
@1997spamton1997.bsky.social
[The one! The Only!] SALESMAN!! [[Best By]] PRODUCE, AM4ZING DEALS, AND MOST OF ALL [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED! And I DON'T THINK I WAS WAS INTERESTED, BECAUSE I WOULD'VE [Say-So sauce!].
Wario@wariotheboss.bsky.social · 2d agoThat salesman stole-a my money and left! @1997spamton1997.bsky.social
[Check out] THESE MOVES, !! ★Spamton appeals to the audience with sick ass dance moves.★
Who said the numbers were [ABOVE AND BEYOND] ze- ★Spamton cuts himself off, in order not to lose this offer★ WELL, MY MY RATES ARE ANYWHERE BETWEEN FROM 20 TO [[Unintelligible Laughter]] KR0mER PER ASSIGNMENT.
Wario@wariotheboss.bsky.social · 4d agoANYTHING is better than zero, what're your rates?
OH, THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT GUY!! BELIEVE ME, EVERY FOOD RELATED [Stuffy McStuff and Co.] THAT I WAS ASSOCIATED WITH IS DOING NUMBERS!! None are GOOD.
Wario@wariotheboss.bsky.social · 4d agoOnly if you work at-a my restaurant, or even be an advertiser for it! I-a need the workers
YUM. YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID Y OU HAVE ANY MORE?? ★Wario's WALLET lost 3.4 KROMER. Wrong choice?★
Wario@wariotheboss.bsky.social · 4d agoI'll give you 2 "Kromer"
None of my [PREVIOUSLY ON] emPLOYERS WERE EVER GOOD. I WOULD NEVER TRUST ONE OF YOU AGAIN. SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS A [[BIG SHOT]] AND HE WORKS FOR HIMSELF,! NO! HIMSELF, AND HIS [Friend(s)]!!!
Wario@wariotheboss.bsky.social · 5d agoSOMEONE WHO WANTS TO GIVE-A-YOU A JOB!
KRIIIIS!!! KRIIIIIIIIS!!!! KRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!! ★Spamton yells as if anybody can hear him.★
// I Can't Believe It's Not Genuine Ass™ // Oh also @jake.gaiaproject.net is it hashtag okay if I hashtag post it to a a youtube and a tiktok??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
The Stranger (Post-Chapter 5 Arc)@jake.gaiaproject.net · last wk."HI [The, ]!1!1!! A LIFELINE FOR MY [my eggs]> DONATE OR [Share, Share, Share!] MY [ latest]....."
ALL OF THEM [Hate. Let me tell you how much I hate.] ME. NONE OF MY RECENT POSTS ARE GETTING ANY ANY ANY ANY [[Like, Comment, Subscribe & Ring that Bell!]]. SO I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA! I'm going to drink S.POTION UNTIL I FEEL BETTER.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING FOR CHEAP? WELL, YOU'RE IN [LuckTown; Population: ME] BECAUSE I HAVE JUST THE THING! IT'S A [Limited Time Offer Only] COUPONBOOK!! GET EVERYTHING FOR CR4ZY PRICES!!
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SOME [Video Gæm] ON KRIS' PHONE... THINK IT'S [Products Recalled] "Thursday Afternoon Jammin'"... I'VE ALSO [Some king of] ASHAMED TO SAY THIS, BUT I WAS ALSO WATCHING SOME STEPHAN GALAXY. MY [Pointy Pointy Pointy! My point is-] THAT I SHOULD RAP OR SING AT THE [meows].
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS SO [Rich Flavor] THAT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS SO RICH THAT [Spam G. Spam] IS SO RI- RICH THAT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS [Soooo much Kromer] THAT HAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHAHEHAHEHHhehahehAEHEHHAEHHAEHH!!
WHAT!? ARE YOU INSA- A- INSANE??? GET RID OF IT!! OR, YOU COULD THINK OF S0ME SPOT [And Mr. Hyde]. IT!!!!!!
Kris Dreemurr@kristheheartcage.bsky.social · last wk.idk what to do with this egg i found
HEY EVERY! ! TODAY, I AM GOING TO DO SOME THING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE! [Ja- st kidding!], EVERYTHING I DO IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE!!!
Not to be THAT THA T THA THAT GUY, [However, there's 1] THING I NEED TO TELL YOU. I BELIEVE I COULD [[Ex-ter-mi-nate]] LORD X IN A RAP BATTLE.
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