Tessera

y̷̷e̷̷l̷̷e̷̷n̷̷a̷@molodayavdova.bsky.social · 2d ago

Fuckin' preach...

Love is...overrated.

"T.B.D." He holstered the shotgun.

"NOW are we good?"

He loaded a popped open sawed off and thrusted it upwards to close it shut. "Good to know."

"Toons don't just die, so you tell me, bub."

"No we ain't. Still a lot to process on my end. Like if I blasted ya, do you bleed or get that funny smoke effect over ya?"

"I go through this a lot, so let's go through the motions and let's make it snappy. Yes, I'm a cartoon. Yes, I am real. And yes, I am talking to ya. Are we good now? Yes, yes we are."

"...Not sure how else to rationalize this."

"I know, crazy, right? You must be outta your mind if a rabbit is talkin' to ya."

"Not exactly a party host... I make breakfast at 4:30 am sharp."

“Invite me over sometime?”

"...Yeah. You learn a thing or two overseas."

“No way, you can cook?”

"...And now I got a rabbit talkin' to me. I think Spidey hit me harder than I thought."

"Well you certainly don't look the part. Or feel like the part either."

"...I make a mean breakfast."

“Do you do anything else but swear and hunt criminals..”

He fired a custom made hot mercury gas grenade at a lamp post connected to her webbing, melting the post to throw off her trajectory.

“Son of a bitch-“ she swung after him, senses blurt after his smart ass stunt. “Your not getting away castle-“

"Yeah, not exactly cut out fer customer service, am I?"

"So people keep sayin'."

“Your no help at all..”

"Some knock people out, some are poisonous. Depends on how I'm feelin'."

“Explain what they do-..”

"I got gas grenades..."

“ no your not gonna kill shogo castle..”

"Alright. Catch." He threw a cylindrical shiny grenade at her, and ran to the fire escape as LED's on it pulsed then flashbanged Gwen.

Her knuckles flex beneath the suit. Why did villains always have to chose the difficult way. Not that she minded, and unlike other spider people, she wasn’t act to operate in more morally grey areas. She’d call it her own sense of justice, so what if a few criminals and villains had to be killed. +

"...Got me."

“Does anyone have a solution to soothing a dragons stomach, shogos been keeping all of krakoa awake”

"If yer what I think you are, and ya know who I am, you know that's not gonna happen!"

A kid- did she look like a kid.. No she was a woman in her late twenties. “You’re wrong about both of those things..now how about you put down the fucking gun..”

He reached for his pistol and turned around, and lowered his gaze. "You some kid from Comic Con, or one of the multi-plex people or whatever it's fuckin' called?"

Observing the situation her spider sense alerted her to the situation below. Leaping down from her position she’s quick to drop down behind frank. “Do we really have to keep doing this castle…” her tone was steady.

He was adjusting the scope on his rifle, watching a runner for a cartel heading to a building, and talking to two goons outside a club. He was waiting to take out the goons as soon as the runner went inside.