Tessera

That L-Named Person

@2460fun.bsky.social

You can't scare me. I've lived thru the rise and fall of Friendster, Hotline, LiveJournal, Xanga, and the 🐦 app. Your favorite Asian American Bay Area -> NYC transplant. Copy editor, but off-duty here. Musicals! TBTL! she/her

8708 Posts863 Follower 1082 Folgt

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 3h ago

FYI there's an early screening of Six at the downtown Brooklyn Alamo Drafthouse next Tuesday! drafthouse.com/nyc/event/ad...

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema — food and drinks, reserved seating, and the best movies. Find showtimes and buy tickets.

drafthouse.com

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 4h ago

007: The Jellicle Ball

The Independent@the-independent.com · 9h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 6h ago

Kind of surprised that my mom, who at times has appeared to be more proud of Bowen Yang than she has of either of her actual children, hasn't said she plans to fly out and see him in Oh, Mary

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 6h ago

I will see this EVERY time now

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 9h ago

though a friend of mine says that he looks a little bit like Handsome Squidward and now I can’t unsee it

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 6h ago

My therapist helps me; I help her learn how to use her library card to watch videos at the TOFT

Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 7h ago

no cheating post the front and back of your credit card

Rook Saproling @tcolahan.bsky.social · 18h ago

Ok, we as a society need to start bullying people who make speaker phone calls in public again.

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 19h ago

“read the article darth” they said “it will be fun” they said

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 23h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 22h ago

I have no idea what's in Jennings's heart but I think a TV host who publicly says he believes in trans rights at a time when that's a decreasingly popular thing to say probably does believe in that even if he blocks people or subscribes to the NYT

Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · yesterday

Theater director fakes threatening texts to self to get a Rocky Horror production cancelled rather than deal with cast drama. Last line of this piece is incredible.

maryr✨@merveille.bsky.social · yesterday

Local coverage link, including link to coverage of someone impersonating the licensing company to get the performance cancelled: www.sevendaysvt.com/news/its-ast...

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · yesterday

IT CAME TRUE playbill.com/article/ben-...

Ben Davis Will Be Hades in Broadway's Hadestown

Davis' casting follows the recent departure of Geno Segers.

playbill.com

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · yesterday

GOT MY TICKET www.vulture.com/article/bowe...

Bowen Yang Will Star in Oh, Mary! This Fall

The SNL alum is the latest coup for the production, which has a knack for making savvy casting choices.

vulture.com

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 2d ago

I have a gnat issue in my apartment and have been using fly ribbons. It looks like a goddamn barn in my kitchen but these things work. Yuck

Scoiattolo @scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz · 2d ago

Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 2d ago

On further reflection, if this is THIS version, then I'm all for it. And keep it in French. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV6b...

Les Misérables, la comédie musicale en tournée au printemps 2026

YouTube video by uGo and Play

youtube.com

Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 2d ago

As parentheses are properly wielded above, the brackets here make it clear that this comment is not Cameron's but the article writer's, and the decision to reveal Patti's age immediately, rather than saving it for an independent remark afterward, is absolute chef's kiss. "THIS CAN'T WAIT."

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 2d ago

I can't believe I didn't know this

Kevin Daly@kevinddaly.bsky.social · 2d ago

Patti LuPone had a "major stipulation" for transferring to NY with Les Mis, and that was letting her play a second role (either Eponine or Cosette) From a 1986 Newsday feature, when she was still playing Fantine in London.

Newsday (Nassau Edition)
Sun, Feb 02, 1986 • Page 104
Whether or not LuPone will play Fantine in
America is still open to negotiation.
"It's in my contract. Do you think I'd come all this way to England to play a role if it wasn't in my contract to play it on Broadway?" she said with characteristic explosiveness. The small,
wiry woman with large glasses, large features, straight hair and no makeup, ranges quickly from bristling and volatile to charming and confiding ("Don't write that; my mother will read it"), feet in lotus position, hands flying.
"It's my option whether I play Fantine on Broadway or not," she said.
"But it's
14 months away and I don't know what
I'll be doing.
She would certainly, however, be tempted by an offer to play two of the four featured women in the show. Preferably Fantine and the young girl Epon-ine, who appears pining for an unrequited love several scenes after Fantine dies. But she'd also be intriqued to play both Fantine and her grown-up daughter, Cosette. LuPone said she's mentioned it to the producers, that they know it's a "major stipulation.
For his part, Mackintosh responded icily to a question on the subject.
*We think it would be very nice if she would play one of the parts," he said. The only other high chest voice is Eponine, and Eponine is 18 years old. Patt isn't 18. [She's 36. | Unless she
wants to dig up Victor Hugo to rewrite the plot."

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 2d ago

A different AO3 E/R fic every week

Kyle Thomas@kylehemingway.com · 2d ago

Is it - The Mizzicle Ball - Jamie Lloyd - Loaf of Bread: the Diane Paulus immersive experience

Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d ago

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

A town sign seen through a train window.

Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 3d ago

You know what’s cool? Sharing links to the original story instead of just a fucking screencap.

Burnside Gooch @burnsidegooch.bsky.social · 3d ago

I’m also available to play Dot opposite Jonathan Bailey.

Burnside Gooch@burnsidegooch.bsky.social · 3d ago

FYI I am not transphobic and am available to star in Hadestown. 🏳️‍⚧️

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 3d ago

too much theatre news for a sunday afternoon

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 3d ago

@mmebahorel.bsky.social Making sure you, the person responsible for making me aware of Amber Iman, saw this 🫡

That L-Named Person@2460fun.bsky.social · 3d ago

Anybody want a drink?

Amber Iman's insta story with the NSYNC song "Bye Bye Bye":
I wasn't posting
But I was not quiet
SOmetimes you gotta get off social media and demand answers
Cuz I'll be damned if my "husband" is a clown and we're not at the circus
ONWARD
[green and black emojis]

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 3d ago

I suspected this might happen people.com/ariana-grand...

Ariana Grande Is ‘Taking a Step Back from Visibility’ After Tour as Public Scrutiny Intensifies: Rep (Exclusive)

Ariana Grande is ‘taking a step back from visibility’ after her Eternal Sunshine tour wraps in London on Sept. 1, a representative for the singer tells PEOPLE exclusively. Grande has faced public scru...

people.com

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 3d ago

WOW www.broadwayworld.com/article/Brea...

Breaking News: Geno Segers No Longer Joining HADESTOWN

Just days after it was announced that Disney star Geno Segers would join Hadestown along with other cast changes in September, the production has announced that he will no longer be joining the show.

broadwayworld.com

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d ago

Talkin Baseball on X: Giants are suspending payment to Harrison Bader, president of baseball operations Buster Posey says

The team is investigating an incident in which Bader reportedly injured himself driving a scooter into a fire truck that then ran over his already injured foot. It happened around 2 AM after Bader was drinking at bars

Posey added that they won't pay Bader, who is out for the season, until he is able to "resume performing services for the club"

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 4d ago

Announced at curtain call: Cats the Jellicle Ball is getting a cast recording, available this winter!

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 5d ago

I hope whichever horrible neighbor stole my coconut water delivery gets the runs

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 5d ago

Listening to a casual convo on a pop culture/history podcast that involves one host quizzing the other and thinking, if only you knew Ragtime and Six, you’d know the answer!

That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 5d ago

I dropped my Jellicle Ball button on the wrong side of the subway turnstile and then had to pay to go back out and in again since this is a rare commodity now!