New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors https://theonion.com/new-ted-lasso-season-aims-to-teach-viewers-about-shapes-colors/
THEY RE-HEATED BURRITO TAXI DISCOURSE THEY LEGITIMATELY HAVE NO CULTURE OF THEIR OWN
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 6h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
A funny thing about the wizard books franchise is that they're not even that deep. If I was asked, as an adult, to abandon watching Arthur or The Magic Schoolbus for some reason I would do so in a heartbeat because blatant kids media do not have to be integral to my personality.
We're just rotating through a new plague each week
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6h agoVirginia health officials have confirmed the state’s first known case of locally acquired dengue fever
Whiny Shit Journal is on the case!
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 19h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
You know, the streaming service where we run ads every five minutes really could use some more unfettered bullshit sprinkled in
IGN@ign.com · 7h agoDisney's streaming service will soon feature user-made content from TikTok, the company has announced. https://bit.ly/457UTF6
The Simpsons: Sad Milhouse Van Houten
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Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
I asked the Shit Machine to create Shit and your not gonna believe what came outta it man
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 19h agoEli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)
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Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
I feel like some kalshi guys are watching this and thinking there's a market for Competitive Gaslighting
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 24h agoMAX MILLER: She's 2.5 years old. She doesn't have the ability to articulate what you just said. TAPPER: But you just told me that she said she was scared to go to mommy's house. Now you're saying she's not capable of saying "Daddy kill you"? MILLER: What about due process?
We are triple never ever EVER getting another SSX game
Smiling Friends IGBG CEO: 'It's MY IP to sit on!'
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Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 21h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
You laugh but everybody knows that the green bananas are Chunky Kongs bananas
onion person@junlper.beer · 24h agosuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
Dropped my last fruit gusher on the floor and I'm going to fucking cry
Is this the first time tapper got mad at a white person for once
one point one million views, sub two hundred likes, what a system
onion person@junlper.beer · 24h agosuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
I FORGOT TO STUDY FOR THE JERK OFF TEST FUCK FUCK FUCK
Yooberz 🍤@yooberz.postes.club · yesterdayIM JUST TRYING TO PLAY SPIDER SOLITAIRE LEAVE ME ALONE
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kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
