gildan tshirts are like if someone at the company went into a product development meeting and said “get this… Discomfort Colors”
jesus fucking christ man, macos27 now tries to "suggest" new names for filesystem objects (files, directories) when you go to rename them in finder. "hm, this directory you extracted from a zip file that someone else created is called 'basses 2'. but have you considered renaming it 'basses 3'?"
british airways is what they call the american lung association in the uk
what idiot called her minnie driver instead of major hottie
what idiot called them ski lifts instead of eskilators
"some songs deserve more than a stream" the only stream that suno music deserves is a stream of smelly piss from my ugly little dick
Suno Vinyl — Your music on wax
Turn the songs you make on Suno into real vinyl records, pressed and shipped to your door.
vinyl.suno.com
(waiting for my coffee, the cute barista gestures at the book under my arm) what’re you reading? ☺️ (glancing at the book) hm? oh, this? it’s called cat hat. (i flip it over and look at the cover) er, cat in hat. the hat.
woke up at 430am to poop and this hilariously poorly-worded headline had me very confused for way longer than it really should have
I'm an absolutist on this. Just taxing them reifies the idea that rich people in cars aren't subject to rules. Giant passenger trucks kill people and the environment. If we had real regulatory agencies, they'd be illegal.
The War on Cars@thewaroncars.bsky.social · 4mo ago"The report calls for hood height caps of 85 cm (33.5 inches), width limits of 192 cm (75.6 inches), taxes tied to vehicle dimensions, parking fees based on size, and regulatory incentives reserved for smaller EVs measuring less than 4.2 meters (165.4 inches) long."
i know i shouldn’t have, but i bought the nts streaming device shop.nts.live/products/ato...
Atonemo NTS Radio Player - NTS
Make NTS part of your home hi-fi system with the NTS Atonemo Radio Player. Connect to any set-up, new or old, and stream NTS or other compatible music sources via wi-fi.
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lol simply opening the bluesky ios app STILL makes my phone prompt me to airplay bluesky (?) to my sonos speaker
how my aunt’s dogs see me while i’m eating cheese and crackers in her kitchen
now, the narwhal — have you seen this, ladies and gentlemen? have you heard about this? yes, it seems the narwhal — and this is true, folks — it bacons, at midnight [crowd goes absolutely nuts]
listen here, bud… this is the only “vibe coating” i’ll ever use
oh yeah okay dude, nice and hominem… nice strong man argument
🎵tickle my feet, boys, and lick my toes / i wanna feel your tongue on my stinky soles, and drift away🎵
@papapishu.bsky.social you ever hear of a movie called Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme? it's an insane fever dream of a musical kids' movie from 1990 starring an unbelievable cast of actors and musicians but never got a release past vhs.
what idiot decided to call it "paypig" instead of "fee male"
unshielded twisted pair? happens every time i plop my fat ass down into my gaming chair naked
(three actors are on the stage at the community improv theatre, one of them stops the show, asks the crew to bring the house lights up, and gets down on one knee as he presents another actor with a ring in a box) "christina… will you marry me?" "yes, and, yes, and, a thousand times yes, and!"
(captain picard in his quarters, standing in front of the replicator) T-girl, gay, hot
pragmata is actually pretty good. the weird helldivers-style hacking shooting puzzle minigame thing is super interesting and manages to be additive to the experience rather than gimmicky
drive-through oil change? no, this is a milking table for cars
bro i’m sorry but you cannot be named “fred hole”
