Three Garridebs

@3garridebs.bsky.social

Here to talk about what I like with no focus whatsoever. Occasional Japanese & Chinese.

Never a bad time to remind everyone that Sergio Busquets holds the record for most appearances in El Clásico (48) and also most victories (23).💫 I love this photo of him, feels so in-character: everyone is off celebrating & he's by himself pumping his fist (w/ a despondent CR7 in the back😆).

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El Clásico is coming up, which means it's time for my favorite type of posts, the ones where non-Spanish-speaking fans talk sagely about "the El Clasico" and "an El Clasico." A perennial classic.

I think some Barça fans have lost their minds. I was checking to see if Luis Enrique said anything interesting about the PSG-Barça game when I found this...incredible fanfic (really shows that AI is junk b/c Google's "search assist" summarized all this like it was real):

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Me describing Enzo Maresca to friend: If you didn't know what Guardiola looked like, you would think he's Guardiola. Friend after seeing him in the Man City vs PSG match: Man City only hires Bald Frauds! 🤣 (Disclaimer: Neither of us thinks these guys are frauds.)

This screenshot a perfect encapsulation of why I cannot w/ football fandom. From left to right: 1. This is not a "big" #UCL game; it's a game in the league stage that #Barça can afford to lose. 2. #PSG scored 3 goals with Rodri on the pitch. 3. What the hell is wrong with this guy.

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Just finished a Chinese translation of 八墓村 (八つ墓村/Yatsuhakamura, Village of Eight Tombs) by #横溝正史 (Yoshimizo Seishi). Happy to finally meet the great detective Kindaichi Keisuke. 😆 Thankfully his adventures actually ended, so we won't have the nonsense that happened w/ Kindaichi Shounen. #booksky

My insatiable need to caveat/correct/amend previous posts strikes again. I want to emphasize that despite making this comparison deliberately (as I said in the subsequent post of the thread), I do not think there is any equivalence in terms of experience & harm.

Three Garridebs@3garridebs.bsky.social · last mo.

IMO, ppl have become so accustomed to downplaying Busquets that putting him in his proper place sounds like overrating him. It reminds me of the phenomenon where men think there's too many women at a conference when the M:F ratio is 50:50.

Every time I see a comment claiming #Busquets has gone from underrated to overrated, it is always from ppl who never rated him in the 1st place, & you can tell b/c they always bring up the same wrong point, which is that Busquets was only good w/ the ball at his feet. This is manifestly UNTRUE.

Came across the lyrics to this song while flipping through one of my old journals. Always thought it suited #Busquets (& friends). Used to imagine MVs set to it back when he was still playing😆, so thought I'd just accompany some excerpts w/ a few pics: 世界之大總想要去飛 就算滿身傷痕也不曾後悔 無人喝彩依然在期待 雨後的彩虹它是那樣的精彩

FC Barcelona player Sergio Busquets kneeling on the pitch during the 20-21 season's Copa del Rey final.

Periodically reread my old posts & freak out over errors or misleading statements.😅 Here I implied Gerard Martin was La Masia; he is not. He was a B team signing & rose to the 1st team that way, the same as Ronald Araujo. His development occurred at Cornella (a Tererca, or Spanish 5th tier, club).

Three Garridebs@3garridebs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Bonus track. Here's a twin in spirit. Only La Masia players are targeted. This one is great though since he claims to know someone on the Barça board but tweets only in English & spends a lot of time responding to other bigger accts, desperately trying to build an audience.

Finished Ave Barrera's Restoration (English translation). Really loved it, even though it contains a big personal ick (dismemberment, which is literally on the 1st page so I don't feel this is much of a spoiler). I appreciated how angry it was b/c I am an angry person.😆 #BookSky

Wrote this thread responding to Valencia vs. Barça back on 9/6 (match day 4) & forgot to post.😅 Mostly I wanted to see how the team would play in Rodri's 1st start. Figured I'd post anyway even though they'd already played a whole UCL game since then.

There are so many fake footballer quotes proliferating online (esp X & FB) that I've stopped trusting any player comments I see from those platforms, but Busquets' words on Fabregas appear to be real.😆They ambushed him while he was playing padel hahaha www.sport.es/es/noticias/...

Sergio Busquets se ilusiona con la Champions y avala a Cesc Fàbregas en clave Barça

El actual asistente de Juliano Belletti en el Barça Atlètic concedió unas declaraciones desde Italia, donde ha participado en un 'Legends' de pádel

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Watched Barça vs Rayo yesterday, my 1st Barça game since 2023, b/c I got finally got curious enough after reading all kinds of comments. Amazing how much fun games are when I don't have to read shit takes from rancid people lol Some random thoughts:

Btw I know this is petty AF, but I don't claim to be unemotional, & I despise these types of fans. Ignorant about football, hostile to the symbolism of the club they support, yet always ready to give an over-confident opinion about who's underperforming, & it's usually a Catalan academy player.

Three Garridebs@3garridebs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Back to hating on (some) Barça fans.🙄 This is doesn't seem that bad at first glance, but the red flag is that part about keeping "Piqué, Busquets, Alba, & Sergi Roberto" on for "too long." If there's one thing I can't stand, it's biased BS masquerading as fake objectivity.

Back to hating on (some) Barça fans.🙄 This is doesn't seem that bad at first glance, but the red flag is that part about keeping "Piqué, Busquets, Alba, & Sergi Roberto" on for "too long." If there's one thing I can't stand, it's biased BS masquerading as fake objectivity.

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This account has over 500k followers & back in 2022, they tweeted this "list of most problematic players at Barça," w/ Busquets topping the list. LOL unless Busquets one day turns out to be a serial killer, I will never forgive (large sectors of) this fanbase.

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"Epistemology" ffs I meant "epidemiology"😭 Admittedly this is b/c epistemology is also very relevant when thinking about how Busquets was/is talked about, given how much "the debate" has to do w/ football knowledge & beliefs.

Three Garridebs@3garridebs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It felt a little bit like wanting to have a conversation about the mechanisms of evolution & instead encountering a room full of creationists and flat-earthers. Like wanting to discuss epistemology & finding yourself arguing w/ anti-vaxxers.

LMFAO ok what?? This came out of nowhere, does that mean I have to support the Dutch NT now?😭 (Kidding, I really liked the Netherlands in 2014...just not so much before or after that.) Good luck, Xavi.🙏 www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Netherlands hire Xavi as coach through 2030 World Cup

The Netherlands have appointed Barcelona great Xavi Hernández as the national team's new coach following the resignation of Ronald Koeman after a disappointing FIFA World Cup.

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lol I have no idea who my target audience is with this rant. I explained "dark arts" as if to total newbies, but then dropped all these names that would be incomprehensible unless you're a longtime football fan (& Barça fan specifically, who I'm antagonizing).😅

Three Garridebs@3garridebs.bsky.social · 3mo ago

B/c Barça fans are shit, that's why. Half this fanbase have hated Busquets since he debuted in 2008. They'll take any opportunity to downplay him. I'm sorry, this is out of nowhere & I don't think there are many football fans on Bluesky, but I need to rant after a long break from the sport.

Screenshot of a post from X of one FC Barcelona fan quote-tweeting another fan. The original post claims, "If Rodri comes to Barcelona Sergio Busquets will come out and explain what he has over Rodri," with photos of Rodri holding his Ballon d'Or and his Golden Ball. The quote-tweet response states," I don't understand this tweet. How are you shading your own legend Busquet [sic] because of Rodri."