Oh someone I know from gay beholder is starting another RPG blogging relay. Very cool, I love blog relays. This one seems interesting. https://mtb-za.github.io/says-who/thoughts/2026/08/poison-relay-01/
Poison Relay 01
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Demin Enthusiast Possible Gnome Unconfirmed Wizard my tumblr: nothingrpgzone 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://dice.camp/@500poundsofnothing, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Oh someone I know from gay beholder is starting another RPG blogging relay. Very cool, I love blog relays. This one seems interesting. https://mtb-za.github.io/says-who/thoughts/2026/08/poison-relay-01/
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Caverns of Thracia is one of THE classic dungeons for D&D, written by Jennell Jacquays in 1979. It was renowned for being a dungeon that offered multiple paths through it and interactible factions, giving players meaningful choices to make that would affect their delve So this is pretty rad 🏳️⚧️⚔️
I made some alternative covers to use with Caverns of Thracia if you want a home printing of the original without her deadname on it https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/07/caverns-of-thracia-covers-for-home.html
The hex crawling continues, amazing luck with the one player who couldn't make it today getting got with two arrows and being pretty hurt for most of it. https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/07/the-exsanguinators-brigands.html
The Exsanguinator's Brigands
This was a lighter session, we were a player down, there was a lot of goofing off and having fun at the table, and I was hot so I wasn’t o...
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I made some alternative covers to use with Caverns of Thracia if you want a home printing of the original without her deadname on it https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/07/caverns-of-thracia-covers-for-home.html
Caverns of Thracia Covers for Home Printing
I have been wanting my own version of The Caverns of Thracia to hold in my hands. There is technically the OAR version released by goodma...
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Zurth continues, my players have managed to both been judged worthy by Sol Invictus, and are soon to become nobles of Baalmarath. They have some pretty legit claims to political power, especially at level 1 https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/07/the-entire-town.html
The Entire Town
The fungal creatures' backs begin to shift, overlapping chitin plates open up as a pair of wings burst from their backs. They fly out into...
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I have decided that I'm now gonna start collecting all the magic mask relay blogposts into one PDF that will get released after it's done before PDFs can outlast blogs quite well and people haven't been that good at linking to the next person.
I decided to update my fantasy double moon sailor's almanac thingy. Always making things for the people who want weird stuff in their binders https://500poundsofnothing.itch.io/almanac-of-the-twin-moons
Almanac of the Twin Moons by 500poundsofnothing
A Year of Tides and Phases
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I decided to update my fantasy double moon sailor's almanac thingy. Always making things for the people who want weird stuff in their binders https://500poundsofnothing.itch.io/almanac-of-the-twin-moons
Almanac of the Twin Moons by 500poundsofnothing
A Year of Tides and Phases
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Got done running more of my zurth hex crawl, the gang do ecoterrorism to spite aliens. https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/07/barons-of-rot.html
Barons of Rot
Saying goodbye to their nomadic compatriots the group heads north. Heading knorthward along the road. Soon after crossing over a bridge a...
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I wanted to add to hit rolls into into the odd and its derivatives. To hit rolls: Your weapons damage die is the attack die you use to make an attack roll, the enemies armor is the DC you must beat to deal damage. You inflict damage for every point above the AC you score to hit.
I made a set of damage matrices to use with weapons in B/X and AD&D. Heavily inspired by Mark Conway's meatheads https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/07/made-this-because-i-like-damage.html
Damage Matrices for Old D&D
I made this because I like damage matrices and I made sure to keep the average damage the same with each weapon. Damage modifiers are appli...
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Hey today is #freerpgday Every single thing I have ever put up on itch is free. There's a lot of stuff on there. 500poundsofnothing.itch.io
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I have had the caverns of thracia on the mind as of late. I also played in a session of wolves upon the coast so I decided to quickly write up my own interpretation of dog brothers in the style of volume 2 […]
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Great night today with the big old zurth hexcrawl, tonight they encountered some friendly martians https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/06/under-black-flag.html
Under the Black Flag
Seeing no real leads on learning more about the cult of YGSÐÐ, the group decide to simply leave the city. With a muledrawn cart they ambl...
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Steakneck's OnlyFans GF really impressed the bloody followers of Carnifex.
Played a game of delta green with @unturnedhovel.bsky.social. LeBronte "Steakneck" Stilts. He got a bunch of medieval peasant addicted to percs, taught a few how to shoot guns and show them porn on his prone. He got ran over and broke both legs.
Played a game of delta green with @unturnedhovel.bsky.social. LeBronte "Steakneck" Stilts. He got a bunch of medieval peasant addicted to percs, taught a few how to shoot guns and show them porn on his prone. He got ran over and broke both legs.
Greedy Dead HD 2-3, Atk 2 × Bite (1d6), AC as Chain (pain immunity); ML 11 Moldering in early graves graves the restless dead of the dungeon stalk the halls. - Greed: gains a +1 to hit bonus for every 100 gold the victim carries.
This @unturnedhovel.bsky.social blogpost is really good. Reminds me of the time I heard about someone running gradient descent in wolves https://unturnedhovel.bearblog.dev/sheepdogs-within-the-earth/
SHEEPDOGS WITHIN THE EARTH
Last week I ran the first session of SHEEPDOGS WITHIN TH EARTH, a Wolves Upon the Coast game run with no other additions or expansions using Delta Green. The...
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More updates from my Zurth hexcrawl game. They seem to be getting properly geared up at this point, and rearing to maybe take on the cult of YGSÐÐ https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/06/belated-shopping.html
Belated Shopping
This one was more simple because I felt bad from taking iron supplements on too empty of a stomach. Having the crew returned to their inn...
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More exciting things from my zurth hexcrawl campaign. https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/05/customer-service.html
Customer Service
The crew hopes to pawn off some of the more unique items pilfered from the craft. Specifically the moss suits, and black ceramic organ vas...
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Got done with my second session of Zurth. It did not go well. https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/05/leathal-suckage.html
Leathal Suckage
Steeling everyone with knowledge of what fae saw in the room they constructed a plan. Drash opened the door, an orange glowing blob detac...
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Wait i almost forgot to post my cosmic horror spellcasting rules for violence. https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/05/cosmic-horror-spellcasting-for-violence.html
Cosmic Horror Spellcasting for Violence.
For use with Violence. Best used in the context of mythos spellcasting. Based on this post. # Evoking the Inhuman Forces Those with the Spellcasting Trait may evoke the inhuman to change reality. Speaking the cosmotic tongues of the eld. The character states what they wish to accomplish as simply as they can, and counts the number of syllables needed to express this idea. This is added to a value called Warp. * If the effect affects a living being double the Warp. * If the effect affects a group, triple it. * These stipulations stack. After evoking the inhuman forces the character rolls 1d20+Warp, consulting the table below. 10 Unsettling but temporary cosmic effect (e.g. skin roils, eyes turn pitch black). 11–15 Area wide but minor effect (e.g. all loose objects knocked over, the area is encased in a dome of swirling galaxies) 16–20 Major and action requiring effect (e.g. a portal to the placed beyond opens, gravity is reserved until undone by another evocation) 21–29 The character is changed, gaining a new Parasitic Trait that can never be removed. These replace existing Experiences. If there are no more Experinces to overwrite the character stops being able to form new memories. If the character can no longer form memories they lose all of them. The character is treated as downed with no risk of death. 30+ Catastrophic brain hemorrhage, instant death. A character’s warp is reduced by 1 point per day in pulpier games, and 1 point per week in dour games. ## Countering Evocations Another caster may counter anyone else’s evocation by force of will. Both casters gain 1 warp, from this, the typical rules for doubling and tripling apply as normal to this cost. The one who countered then rolls as if they evoked. A evocation is still countered if the counterer dies. A counter may be countered back and forth until one party dies or gives up. # Parasitic Traits No trait may be gained more than once, if a duplicate is rolled reroll. 1. Alien Star: light from the sun seems sickly and unnatural to the character. 2. Cosmophobia: the character develops an untenable fear of the sky, particularly at night. 3. Eye Tumors: tumors begin growing on the character's skin, eventually becoming non-functioning eyes. 4. Psychoprojection: the characters' emotionally charged thoughts are projected into the mind of those nearby. 5. Radioactive: the character becomes detectably radioactive. 6. Regenerative: the character may negate 1 Injury by gaining 3 Warp. 7. Sanguine Evocation: any time the character evokes all nearby have their blood drawn from their body, inflicting 1 Injury. 8. Ultraviolet Sight: the character can see the UV spectrum. 9. Unsleeping: the character can no longer sleep. 10. Unyielding: the character loses all sense of self preservation. 11. Vampiric: the character may force anyone they are touching to suffer the consequences of Warp roll in their stead. 12. Weakened Flesh: the character suffers an Injury on a 4-12 on an Injury Check.
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I am excited to be starting a campaign in the amazing od&d hexcrawl, The Land of Zurth. Here is the first session report. https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/05/goo-and-gold.html
Goo and Gold
Dramatis Personae Amyl Taksvig, Warrior Drash Diggman the Dwarf Mekinimini the Green Observer Roddy the Muranian Draft Dodger Watcher Just...
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RE: https://dice.camp/@500poundsofnothing/116495731013928212 I say this with love @ktrey.bsky.social is mad. 75% of the masks submitted to this relay are ktrey's.
Ok between the masked supervillain and this by entry number 29 in the magic mask relay we have 133 magical masks. I think we may have overshot. I ain't complaining https://blog.d4caltrops.com/2026/04/d100-magical-masks.html
RE: https://dice.camp/@500poundsofnothing/116495156492494223 I feel for goober, forever trapped in the magic mask megadungeon.
This one is quite a silly little thing but I like it a lot. https://eldritchfields.blogspot.com/2026/04/mask-number-28-dungeon-mask.html
A new occupation table I wrote up for the Zurth setting by Idraluna Archives https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/04/zurthine-occupation-tables.html
Zurthine Occupation Tables
I got interested in Antibor after seeing the mask relay entry for Yngta Pé . As such I am soon to be starting a Zurth game very soon. I ma...
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Hey for any #TTRPG people in the bay area I am making a webring so people can see what the locals are up to
Made something a little dumb. https://poundsofnothing.blogspot.com/2026/03/skateboarding-rules-for-bx.html
Skateboarding Rules for B/X
I've been getting into skateboarding again recently, I used to do it a lot as a kid but then I moved to where the closest sidewalk was a mil...
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Check out this megadungeon by @dyerbolicals.bsky.social I really love the idea of doing a megadungeon as a website. I'm a firm believer in freely sharing in the hobby so this also appeals to me. https://returntocataclysm.com/index.html
Return to Cataclysm
Return to Cataclysm is an OSE Megadungeon that takes place in a giant obsidian wizard's tower in a world of ruin.
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I made a collection of level 0 occupations for my soon starting Ave Nox (by @feralcharlie.bsky.social and @alexcoggon.bsky.social) https://poundsofnothing.blogspot.com/2026/03/ave-nox-ghostfields-occupations.html
Ave Nox, Ghost-fields Occupations
I am gonna be running a campaign soon based around the Feral Indie Studio megadungeon Ave Nox . I like starting campaigns at level 0 so I ...
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