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Christopher Sousa

@5buckmilkshakes.bsky.social

Painter. Confirmed bachelor. I like music and dogs. https://www.instagram.com/christopher_j_sousa?igsh=MXN4OGY1bHJ6dG0weg==

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Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d ago

yesterday, Donny mocked his cultists to their faces, for believing the stupid shit he tells them. the cultists responded by laughing and clapping ever harder. spoiler alert: it's a cult. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do some mocking of my own. link is here: bit.ly/3Un3xO2

“I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much.’” He’s not wrong. I mean, it’s not even a hypothetical. Donny does feed his cultists on a steady diet of the stupidest shit imaginable. He tells them that magnets stop working if they get wet. They clap. He tells them exercise is bad for you. They clap again. He tells them windmills give you noise cancer. They smack their goddamned hands together like meth-tweaked seals. He’ll even spew hallucinatory nonsense about how there’s one ginormous faucet in Canada that controls all of California’s water — and in response, these credulous shit-kadoodles are all ‘please sir, may I have some more?’
The Onion@theonion.com · 3w ago

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...

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Christopher Sousa@5buckmilkshakes.bsky.social · 3w ago

I've never understood the cult-ish fascination with Anthony Bourdain. With the release of the movie about his time in Provincetown, he's become a bit of a cottage industry here. In a local bookstore recently I saw no less than SEVEN books about him.

Christopher Sousa@5buckmilkshakes.bsky.social · last mo.

Thinking about the Dead today, and how they've been a constant in my life since my teen years. This has been a weird summer. My first without Bobby. Saw plenty of live music this summer, but there's a noticeable void now. Naturally, all things evolve, but this is taking some getting used to.

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Artforum@artforum.com · last mo.

Thieves broke into a museum devoted to the work of Pierre-Auguste Renoir in the South of France early this morning, making off with four paintings by the French Impressionist before dropping two in the garden in their haste to escape. The works are worth an estimated €9 million ($10.5 million).

Renoirs Stolen in Pre-Dawn Break-In at Renoir Museum in French Riviera

Thieves swiped four Renoirs from the Musée Renoir in the South of France early this morning, dropping two in the parking lot in their haste to escape.

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JamBase@jambase.com · 2mo ago

It Happened Last Night: John Mayer’s first full-band performance of 2026 included a heartfelt tribute to Dolly Parton during the encore. Watch Mayer honor Parton with an instrumental “I Will Always Love You” at Stephen Talkhouse for SiriusXM ... www.jambase.com/article/john...

John Mayer Honors Dolly Parton With Instrumental Tribute At Intimate Hamptons Show

John Mayer paid tribute to Dolly Parton during an intimate SiriusXM performance at Stephen Talkhouse in The Hamptons, delivering an emotional instrumental rendition of “I Will Always Love You” during ...

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