5chw4r7z

@5chw4r7z.bsky.social

Bikes, coffee, photography, and everything Cincinnati. Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.

The university I work for wants to "Create a seamless One student experience without requiring students to navigate the university’s organizational complexity." I always thought getting a degree was telling employers just how much bullshit bureaucracy you were willing to put up with

Speaking of the future we got an incident ticket today to get a wifi enabled cat litterbox on the network. As the Wicked Witch famously once said, "Oh, what a world! What a world!"

Well at least humans won't totally be replaced in the future. "Because there aren't that many of them, the robots need to be moved between buildings, which requires a door-opening human..."

There is a spot in every man’s brain that controls the 13-year-old boy and that spot lights up like the sun when I ride my bike through things 😃 The coffee and sandwich is for the old guy.

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I’m trying to give her treats but I guess she doesn’t understand what they are or how they work. It’s almost like we have a communication barrier or something.

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For fucks sake everything in the world is going to be named America in another year, I live in downtown America on the America river. Just like everyone else in America.

When your timeline is filled with queer folks and brown/Black people singing the praises of and loudly mourning a 1940s-Tennessee-born white Boomer lady, welp. She was pretty goddamn extraordinary, you can assume.