Stevie Martin
@5teviem.bsky.social
I’m a comedian and writer and hello hi hello Come see me live March 3-5 in london. Tickets and everything else I do here: https://linkin.bio/5teviem
Did you spend the weekend worrying about life skills that you feel you lack? Do you want to read about some of these skills, such as how to bleed a radiator or keep a houseplant alive from happy friendly voices @5teviem.bsky.social (currently on S19 Taskmaster) and Tessa Coates? Borrow the book!📚🌻💧
Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster
Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!
ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster
Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster
Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster
I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster
didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster
Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster
Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster
HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster
Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster
I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster
Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster
wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster
Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.
I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”
Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster
This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster
ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster
Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster
Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster
I think me and J did a genuinely good job in our videos!!! Chuffed with that. Might send it to casting directors #taskmaster
This episode is so mobile. Everyone is running around like little rats I love it #taskmaster #incrediblyinsightfuldrunkcommentary
This was really fun to do in the studio. Live guessing!!!